Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration

I get ready for another exciting episode of Rot Grain.
Woo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I have extricated myself from the coal mine.
I am back.
I got over the Rona.
We were supposed to scream.
Oh, man.
There's going to be someone sitting here going,
the only reason I watch this shit is because of the screaming.
We can't scream because we don't have a hulky.
He's like the loudest of us.
Aside from me.
So, yeah, for those of everybody watching today,
hulky is on a vacation.
So he has been replaced, for people watching the stream, with Tugbert.
Tugbert.
Yep.
He is.
If you're watching a podcast, we just won't describe him.
You just have to put up an imagination of what he is.
Yeah.
Yep.
Whatever you think he is, you're right.
Yeah.
Or wrong.
No, whatever you think he is, you're wrong.
Because I am the developer.
He's a good developer.
Aaron Dill is the winner, man.
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But regardless of that, I want to introduce the amazing individuals who come here
and make Rockerine so awesome and amazing.
Starting off with Oda Roshi.
Hi.
Hello.
I'm Speaker D.
Today, I'm playing Tanhauser.
No.
Hi.
Hello.
I'm Odo.
I'm playing Vali, the sylph swashbuckler.
It's great to see you guys again.
Glad to see that Thurston is no longer riddled with the Rona.
And yeah, let's get it going.
All right.
And next up, we have Tugbert.
Thank you, Tugbert.
Good job, Brian.
Good job.
Thank you so much.
Oh, my God.
Inspiring.
And third up, we have the ever-amazing Buckethead, Erindel.
Thanks a lot, asshole.
Anyway, yeah, I'm Erindel.
I write for Alpha Busa, and I do a whole bunch of other shit for him.
And you can find me at Twitter, at Erindelio.
And that's Tugbert.
Look at him.
And then, of course, we have the ever-revolutionary Speaker D.
Yeah.
Chi Ryder, the famous Twitter user, is not Speaker D and will not be playing Tanhauser.
I am Speaker D, and I will be playing Tanhauser.
Thank you.
By the way, I had a sandwich before Straighten, and it was pretty good.
What kind of sandwich?
Wow.
It was ham and cheese with pickles and mayo.
Nice, nice.
Wow.
How dare you?
By the way, also, this is our first ever Rotgrind stream.
Not period.
But after Odoroshi has made an appearance in Hunter the Parenting.
Oh, yeah.
I did do that.
I've made my official debut with the Alfred Busser team.
You can hear me as Grimmel in the latest audio drama.
Yeah, she's going live at Coachella in five hours.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's where I'm going.
Address is 4811's Squirt Word Avenue.
Yeah.
All right.
This bit is canceled now.
Yeah.
Can somebody kick me out of this call?
Next bit.
Can we replace Tanhauser with Doug Bird?
Can we just start replacing all the players with Doug Bird?
That was a key to your Griffin situation, where I looked at the closest can of beverage,
and I had a can of Squirt, and then I just said it.
And then I was like, no.
Don't say that.
I forgot that y'all like Squirt.
Don't.
Can we stop saying Squirt is nasty.
What the fuck is Squirt?
No.
It's a soda.
It's a Minnesota.
It's a Minnesota.
It's a Minnesota.
It's a Minnesota.
Stop.
I don't like this word.
All right.
Give me a second.
I want to look up Squirt.
Give Tug Bird a can of Squirt.
Yeah.
Can we get Tug Bird a can of Squirt on stream, Zoran the Baron, please?
Yeah.
We're already going off the rails.
Wait, no.
That'd be advertising.
Don't do that.
It would be.
And the Tattergross, they'd like to avoid it, but you know.
Give him a can of Slurp.
If we can get a Squirt sponsorship, that'd be pretty bad.
Yeah.
I think if we can get a Squirt, right?
If we can get Thurston Hellman explaining himself as to who he is a sponsorship, I'd like
that more.
And, of course, the one who's going to be leading us through our adventure today is
the ever-powerful, the ever-undead Thurston Hellman.
Squirt is a caffeine-free, grapefruit-flavored, carbonated soft drink created in 1930.
That sucks, man.
Oh, sorry.
Hi, it's me.
Keep going.
It's, you know, it's on Call GM.
I run things and write things.
And I'm sorry.
I'm very distracted by the Wikipedia page on the Squirt soft drink.
In case you can't tell, this stream's going to be a fucking mess.
They had a mascot named Lil Squirt.
Sorry.
They had a what?
Go on, Zoran.
A mascot named Lil Squirt.
Please, please show yourself for the first time ever.
Hi, I'm Zoran.
I host the thing.
Let's start the adventure.
Yeah, let's start the adventure.
Yeah.
So, uh, with that, Thurston, go ahead and, uh, take us away.
What adventure do you have for us today?
Well, previously, our band of destined chuckle fucks had discovered an abandoned perfectite
siege tower in the swamps of the Solitude.
Helping Dita Nisen, a, um, woman who was leading an expedition to, to find these ruins,
uh, the group made their way towards the structure after a night of planning, and they quickly
found themselves assailed by outer defenses in the form of lesser perfectites, these sort
of, uh, lawful-based outsiders, which, uh, had taken up, you know, patrolling positions
around the structure.
They defeated these with ease, entered in, and inside, the PCs discovered the remnants
of a military unit belonging to an army from ages past, particularly, like, the remnants
of their outpost and some of their equipment.
Uh, inside, they found a sword and stone bust left behind by the soldiers that had psychometric
readings, which Tannhauser was able to use object whispers on in order to, um, learn some
distant impressions from the past.
The bust was trapped by a, uh, form of spectral haunt that attacked Baldrick, but was quickly,
uh, or quickly subsided after that.
The group then found their way to a set of stairs that led deeper into the siege tower
and began making their way down.
However, Oren stopped at the distinct smell of dragon blood.
And so, as we begin the session, I'm just gonna bring us back to where we were, um, on the,
the first floor with Tannhauser and Vali having sort of started to lead the way, um, and then,
you know, pick turns, squilch foot, and Dita and Baldrick, and Rahua has gone to, uh, soak
in some sun.
He's healing outside.
He's healing, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's healing, um, you know, it's, it's a thing.
Oren will, uh, kind of stop for a moment.
He'll kind of go.
You guys.
You guys smell that?
It smells right.
What is it?
Thurston Oren would know what this is, right?
Oh, you know exactly what this is.
Uh, in fact, I believe at the end of last session, you even have a distinct understanding
of which dragon this blood might belong to.
Uh, Oren will, uh, before Tannhauser and Vali kind of go down the stairs, Oren will kind
of tug Vali's cloak and kind of like, God, wait, wait.
It's...
Hmm?
It's dragon's blood.
It's...
It smells like Gorgamonger's dragon's blood.
They...
What?
He might be down there.
He might be.
Well, we don't want to rush in.
Let's use a Gorgamonger.
Uh, it's a friend of ours.
It's my really good friend.
You know, I, I helped him out when he was like a little egg and then, uh, and then he
ate my arm one time when he was scared and stuff, but, you know, like, it grow back.
Oh, is that why you got that little wooden prosthetic there?
That...
I've always wondered about that.
You know, I was thinking maybe, uh...
He puts his hand up the picture and smothered.
Shh.
You're scared.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Let's go Gorgamonger.
He doesn't like strangers.
If he's down there, maybe you should take the lead and we'll get your back.
I don't know if it'd spook him if we were all, uh, rolling up on him.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Get ahead of me.
We will find your comrade and free them from their shackles.
Yeah, he's already just a slight pest.
Also, also, like, just, just as a reminder, um, Tannhauser glows with, like, this incandescence now.
Oh, I forgot that he glows.
Since he has, uh, has taken the, uh, the, um, oh, yes, the essence of the Shining Martinet and, and, uh, placed that onto their, uh, their armor.
Being quite honest, I had forgotten about that until Session started, but it seemed like this was the time to bring it up.
I, I mean, I like how you forgot about it when your token is literally, like, blazing with light.
It's grossly incandescent, Chet.
Um, all right, so what's going to be the order going down?
Oren, Tannhauser, followed by...
Probably Vol and Baldrick, they're cooler.
Yeah, probably by Vol and Baldrick, yeah.
Vol and Baldrick, okay, cool.
I'll take up the bag.
Vulvete up here.
Yeah, I'll wait up here, too.
You just shout, you need, I can start playing my pops if you'd like.
That might help, Pictor.
No, he really hates backpipes.
You might want to...
You should...
I'm going to level with you, kid.
You should stay out of sight, and you should stay quiet.
Because if there's any other of those floating gem things kicking around, you are in no condition to engage with them.
So just be quiet, stay still, and don't move around a bunch.
All right.
If something happens, come down.
Come down there, but stay here and just be quiet otherwise.
Uh, okay.
Tannhauser, before we go down, Tannhauser has to lean into Vali.
Vali, might I share with you an observation?
Please do.
Don't think the others like a pig turn's bagpipes that much.
Don't they?
Don't understand it.
I would have never guessed that they don't enjoy the bagpipes.
Well, that was the bit.
Let's go.
That was my attempt to funny him.
I tried.
Come on.
He turns over like, why do you like the bagpipes so much, Mr. Tannhauser?
As in, we're kind of walking down as we're doing it.
Um, the stairs, the stairs aren't that, that, that long.
Um, it's about 20 feet down.
So you start like walking.
There's the echoing steps.
Um, there's the incandescent, grossly incandescent light of, uh, Tannhauser behind you, which illuminates
the way.
Um, and as you, you reach the, like, the, the base, you can tell it comes to another sort
of silver metallic floor, though.
Though this, like, has, has a lot more tarnishing in places, uh, than, than the prior floor.
And in fact, as you come down, you see that there are rents and claw marks in the metal
here, as well as a patch of blood that is now staining the floor, along with a lighter
patch as well that seems to have been, like, probably, like, either pushed with a broom
or cleaned up to more of a degree than the darker patch.
There's, like, a set of, like, decaying hay matter and straw in the corner, along with
a, what, what appears to be, like, a simple, um, desk, wooden desk, with two papers on it
and a chair, and then there's a barrel.
Uh, and then to the, to the north are several more of those sort of, like, metallic, um, plinths,
so they've all fallen to the ground and are broken in several places.
That will bring us to this map right to here.
Yeah, but why do you like the bagpipes so much?
They're very loud, and everyone knows music is only as good as that, how loud it is, so
you can hear it.
Yeah, but I don't think, uh, uh, Danny has to go.
Danny, are you hard of hearing?
Yeah, you're, you're also whispering a little bit at me, uh, maybe if, uh, maybe you need
to adjust your voice thing again.
No!
No!
Um, yeah, sure.
Why, why would you tell Speaker to adjust his volume?
Because you know he's going to do that.
Up by, like, 15, 70%-ish or so.
Up by 70%?
You got it.
I completely, for some completely diegetic reason, I'm now louder.
Oh, God, now I have to lower him.
Zoran, you're a dick.
I did that because he's, like, in the middle of my, like, like, audio thing, and everyone
else was, like, nearing, like, the 10 discipline.
Moving on.
I have reasons.
He's looking to prove the audio quality for the mystical chat that watches your existence.
Yeah, the voices in our head that we all have.
The only thing he's proving is that a pipe bomb is loud.
That, uh, Mr. Tannhauser, but maybe just a loud nature of it.
All right, and then you come down and there's a pool of dragon's blood on the floor.
Yeah.
Anyway, there's some pool of dragon's blood, but, Mr. Tannhauser, the real question of
the day is, is that why do you like bagpipes so loud in your ear?
I mean, well, you could just yell in your ear if you just want loud noises.
Of course, I don't want just loud noises.
But if you're wanting to listen to music, you should be able to hear it over the hum of
the war engines.
Did you just say something, kid?
What?
Yes, the war engines.
No, no, no, not that.
There's a pile of Gorgomugger's blood here.
Any sign of him?
Arn will step forward and begin to look around the room.
May I roll, if it's possible, can I roll two things?
May I roll a perception check to scan the room, but then afterwards, after that's done,
also do a check on the dragon's blood to see how recent the blood is.
Yeah, absolutely.
So, perception, and then I'll say survival.
Okay, so rolling me a perception.
Did you guys move forward and roll and roll and roll?
Yeah.
That is a 22 in Oren's perception check.
Okay.
Do you want to just roll the survival?
Yeah.
The survival is a 23 for Oren.
Um, yeah, so taking a look here, um, let's see.
You're able to perceive that, you know, this area was utilized fairly recently.
Um, and in fact, your survival check also confirms that the blood is weeks, maybe months old?
So, like, in relative time, this is still fairly recent.
Um, your perception check also noticed that there is, like, scrawled writing on the two papers on the desk here.
Uh, it looks like the desk was abandoned fairly haphazardly, like, the person didn't have manners and didn't push their chair in.
Um, but as you're sort of looking...
Warmer person.
Yeah, right?
Exactly.
Um, now, you could, you, you can also tell there is something in the hay that catches your eye.
Uh, but you can't quite tell what it is.
But there's something, like, with some, some level of, um, like, substance.
It's not like hay.
There's an object in there, but you can't quite see what it is.
Mr. Tenhazer, Volley, could you, could you help me look around the room, like, try to find any more clues here?
Like, uh, I apologize.
I apologize.
You said the blood was recent, was it, or no?
I apologize.
Like, a few, a few weeks to months, which is relatively recent, right?
Like, yeah.
Yeah, it seems Gorgamonger was here, guys.
They must have been here.
They must have been doing something to him.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, um, a few things as you start, like...
I'm going way too much.
You go ahead.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is good.
This is good.
As, as the rest of you start coming into the room, there's a few things I want to, to describe.
Especially as, Tanhazer, you come in with your gross incandescence.
Uh, first of all, uh, as I mentioned to the north here, there are these sort of, uh, Vinku-like floating statues.
They seem to be bigger, uh, but these ones don't have the same, like, animates as the, the Vincus did.
They're all smashed on the floor.
It looks like these were maybe larger, um, sort of architectural items that have just collapsed.
Now, Vali, as you sort of walk up to where you are, you can see that there is a glow, a natural glow, coming from this, this connecting hall to the northwest.
Um, there's also what appears to be a, a box, a crate that has been pushed onto its side.
It is very different than the style of crates, um, that you would have seen, uh, in, on the, the upper floor.
This looks to be way more recent, um, and in fact, it has a bit of, um, it has some markings on it that seem, um, like, seem, seem covered right now.
But it does have some, some markings.
Interesting.
I'm gonna look at the crate first.
I'm gonna kind of flip it back and give the markings a good look.
Yeah, sure.
Um, it has some, some, like, symbols on it that you're, you're attempting to, to, to read.
I'm just gonna double-check something here.
Uh, you wanna give me a society check, please?
Oh, society?
Society!
Uh, my society?
Society is, it's decent, it's not bad.
Uh, yeah, okay, okay, um...
Oh, you're a 16.
16, 16, 16, all right.
Uh, this has, uh, the, the telltale symbol of the Medics Guild from outset.
Hmm.
So, that's the, like, and you would know enough to know that's, like, a, a guild that consists primarily of, like, midwives, doctors, surgeons, nurses, clerics, that sort of thing.
Interesting.
Uh, and so as you're looking at that, Oren, you were, uh, I, I'd mentioned there was something in the hay there.
What were you, uh, what were you doing about that as we kind of come back to you?
If you want to pause the thing, uh, I think Tenhauser was trying to ask Oren a question.
Oh, Tenhauser was just going to suggest that you look at the hay pile.
Okay.
Yeah, Oren will hop over to the hay pile and begin to rummage through it, looking for just anything interesting.
Do you like me to roll a perception check?
Uh, first I'd like you to roll me a fortitude save.
Uh-oh.
Oren got a 20.
Okay.
Um, yeah, you're, like, going through it as you do, like, you, you feel, like, squelching as you're moving through.
This seems to have, like, decomposed very quickly, and in fact, with your, with your prior check, um, like, examining the blood, you know this is way more decomposed than you would think it would be based on the age of the blood.
So unless this was here already, you're, you're, you're not too sure.
Um, but you continue sort of, like, squelching on through this, uh, and eventually you, you notice something in there.
There is a, there is a potion, um, and what appears to be, uh, some coins.
Yeah, Oren does not feel sick in front of this, correct?
Nope, nope, nope.
Okay.
Oren will kind of take out the, uh, the coins and such, and it seems like there, can he do a nature check to accurately identify what the squelching bits are?
Uh, yeah, so give me, give me a nature check.
Um, and you find, like, 12 coins.
I've added them to the, the people's loot.
Um.
Awesome.
Oren's roll for a nature check is a 24.
Yeah, um, they're.
There, there are some small black mold-like growths that are certainly not mold and more, uh, in line with the rot.
Oren will call over the bottom.
Mr. Baldrick.
It's you.
Yeah.
You come over here real quick.
Baldrick tightens up his gloves a bit and comes over.
What am I looking at?
I, uh, I think, I think Gorgamonger was here.
And so all this hay, it looks like just piles of, like, fleshy rot right here.
Uh, let me check something here.
What would I be rolling to, like, perform any sort of cursory alchemical inspection on this stuff?
Crafting.
Just a crafting?
Yep.
He crouches down, he gives it a look over, and gets a 29.
Nice.
Yeah, okay, so you're able to tell, like, some immediate things here.
First of all, um, with your alchemical knowledge, you can confirm the same thing that Oren had found out about the, the blood pool here.
This has been here for probably a few weeks, maybe upper range two months old, um, though there have been some, some different kinds.
Again, it looks like this sort of lighter patch, uh, around it was probably, like, mopped up, or, you know, a broom was used to push it back towards here, where probably the creature was, was residing and resting.
Uh, as you're looking through the, the hay mulch, what you're telling is that the, the little bits of, like, rot matter are very small.
In fact, they, they don't seem to be so much as, like, free-growing rot mold, which you've, you've heard of and seen in some cases.
But, um, possibly, like, lined in with some of the creature's excrement that came here.
Baldrick is not squeamish at all.
He, like, he, like, he kind of gets his fingers into, like, any of the matter kicking around and just kind of, like, rubs it between his fingers for a moment as he suces it out.
Seems to me he was kept here for quite a bit, but the stuff is mingled pretty thickly with the, uh, matter.
Um, and you can, you can tell that there is this, like, this, this potion vial, um, that, from where it is and, like, in, in the hay pile, it looks like it might have been, like, tossed in.
In, in, in, like, like, like, cause it's near the top, so.
So, picking up the bottle, is there any label on it or anything left in it?
Uh, there is.
There is a teal liquid that sloshes.
There is a, a stopper that, um, it's almost like a, like a wine bottle type stopper where there is a, uh, some metal wiring around it.
That's also keeping the stopper in, which tells you that it's, it's definitely been protected against whatever's around it.
Like, an antiseptic wash of the, the lid would remove any, like, threats of, you know, the, the creepy matter it's been in.
So, can I perform alchemical savant on this, or is this something I won't, though?
Uh, so you want to, like, identify the, the, what's in this?
Yeah, you can absolutely do that.
That would just be another crafting check for you.
Cool, but I'm getting a bonus on this one.
Yes.
And it's 26, slightly worse.
Um, it's still really good and enough for you to identify.
Um, this is a potion that reduces the, um, the weight of its, um, of its imbiber to the point that it would allow them, uh, to, to break the laws of gravity and fly.
It's a potion of flying.
Potion of flying here, mostly gone.
Enough for, enough for, like, a single use, basically, in there.
Interesting.
Perhaps that's how they move to the creature.
Volley, let's tear apart the rest of this room, see what we can find.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Hold on just a second before you do that.
Oh, sure.
I'm gonna, I wanna check the hay more thoroughly.
Again, Baldrick is not opposed to, like, getting mucked up at all, so, like, if there's any other nastiness in here, he's accustomed to it, so.
Okay, yeah, you, you start, like, trudging through it.
Can you also give me a fortitude save, please?
Fortitude.
Fortitude.
Uh, and this'll take a bit, so while you were doing that.
Okay.
27, cool.
Uh, speaker, I believe you were, you were just pinging the table, is it kind of your...
Yeah, that's the main area, though.
Obviously, I'll be looking through, like, all of the room that I can.
I assume Baldrick will be doing the same thing.
Yep, yep.
Yeah, yeah, so I assume, Vali, at this point, you've, like, found the medics' guild crate, you're gonna start cracking that open, um, see what's inside, uh, and then for, for you, Tannhauser and Speaker D, I'm going to make you read this, because, you know, I can.
Boop.
All right.
There are two papers, that is the first.
If you would like to read it for the audience.
Day 13, almost two weeks since we set out into this blasted swamp with our prized specimen in tow.
I don't know how our illustrious patron managed to furnish us with such a test subject, but I do know that it holds some key to our efforts.
I've needed a place to work in peace and quiet that isn't the middle of some bear-infested bog.
Luckily, the hired help has uncovered a site that should do just fine.
Alongside a picture of the siege tower.
And then the second one.
Boop.
Day 18.
I am set up and operating inside the siege tower.
Things have gone better than I anticipated, while transporting the specimen through the narrow stairway proved to be a task.
Luckily, our project already required some creative disassembly and reassembly.
In that case, we have two medical diagrams, sutures, improved visibility or viability, and two thin cuts.
I'll take the papers, and I'll look towards the rest of us.
Okay.
And as you're doing that volley, you crack open the case, and you can tell that inside there are what appear to be several smashed vials.
It looks like whatever knocked this case over broke a lot of what was in there.
However, there are two objects that still, like, remain there.
They're thin vials.
Um, one of them is sort of, like, a brownish fluid, and the other is a, um, kind of, like, gray fluid?
Hmm.
Um, interesting.
Uh, I'm going to pull out the, the fluids specifically.
I'm just going to putter on over to Baldrick and hand them to him.
You probably know what these are.
More so than I do, at least.
All right.
I'll take a look.
I'm gonna give it a little crafting check again with all chemicals.
Yep.
Wooosh!
Less luck on that one.
I'm gonna hero point that, just because I don't like it, too.
Absolutely.
Hero point!
Hero point!
Much better.
28.
This is a, actually, a pretty, uh, pretty valuable item.
Um, the first one, the sort of brownish liquid, is a moderate anti-plague.
Looks to me like you got an anti-plague potion there.
Something for warding off diseases.
Probably need it around here.
Hmm.
Okay.
I don't know what it has to do with our dragon blood.
Probably nothing.
It probably is just a supply chest.
Hmm.
You gotta keep a lot of supplies if you're gonna be operating out in this kind of theater for terribly long.
If you don't prep accordingly, you're gonna find yourself weathered down by all kinds of crap.
In that case, they're secure against the plague, whoever they are.
Did you want to check the other, uh, one?
The black one?
Yes, of course I do.
I will activate my alchemical savant once more.
Very powerful.
Very good.
I hit, uh, 32.
Uh, this is a similarly, uh, powerful alchemical.
It is a moderate antidote.
And that seems like a fairly decent strength antidote there.
Probably for, again, various poisons kicking around this place.
I've added both to the people's loot as well.
Terrific.
Hmm.
All right.
Oops, sorry.
Continue.
No, it's okay.
Um, Oren's been too busy rummaging around and just kind of contemplating things.
So he didn't hear Tanhouser.
I assume Tanhouser, uh, read what was said out loud, right?
Or would you do yourself?
Uh, he would, he would summarize it.
He wouldn't give you every excruciating detail.
Yeah.
Essentially.
Or, I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Go ahead.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're fine.
Um.
As you were reading, Oren didn't hear, so he'll pop up and kind of look at you with
innocent eyes, going like, what's the paper say, Mr. Tanhouser?
Tanhouser's going to put a hand on Oren's shoulder.
I'm afraid I must bear some bad news.
Your friend, Gorgamonger, seems to be being used by some dreadful medical adventurer on some
kind of experiment.
I have these papers of the depths to which, well, this individual seems to be willing
to sink.
It is likely that Gorgamonger is, or at least was, within this siege tower, and we may find
him.
We will do what we can to save him.
But you must be prepared for the eventuality that we may not be able to.
You'll see, um, you'll see Oren looking at you, but you'll see, as he's holding his staff or so, you'll see that he'll
grip it extremely hard, but his face is kind of holding.
A little optimistic view, but he's staring at you, and he kind of glances at the paper and
going, did you find a name on the piece of paper, Mr. Tanhouser?
No name, but I'm certain one will reveal itself soon.
This man left plenty of evidence, if it is a man.
We will find them, and we will bring them to justice, and we shall see the best outcome
possible for Gorgamonger.
But I need you to stay focused, and he'll grip him a little harder.
You are about to enter into a place that will likely give you every single fear you may have
had floating around in your skull.
You are about to face, most likely, the viciousness of mankind's violence upon each other.
In those moments, you need to realize something.
No matter the outcome, everything we are doing is for the benefit of your friend.
Do not hesitate.
Orin will look down at his hand and back up, and he'll go,
I think I'm getting really used to the kindness of humanity, Mr. Tanhouser.
It wasn't just them, it's just people I've been encountering all my way over here to outset.
I'm really, I think I'm getting really tired.
Mr. Tanhouser, of trying to put, trying to put a smile where they don't have any.
If we find a name, please let me know.
It will be done.
Now then, we are likely racing against the clock.
This Gorgamonger was kept here for at least five days,
and I would be shocked if that report was written any time recently.
Right.
And be prepared for anything.
Keep looking around.
We gotta see if there's any other signs where this thing could have gone.
It does make me think.
What do the children of the Blaze have to do with this,
and why were they trying to keep us from finding wherever Gorgamonger ran off to?
Do you want my hypothesis on it?
Well, my hypothesis on it, it's because he's a dragon,
and children of the Blaze seems pretty one-to-one for me.
Why wouldn't they want a dragon?
There could be any number of reasons.
They may wish to tap its power,
or it could simply be a matter of capital.
They could be paid quite a handsome sum for handing over this dragon
to such a disreputable fellow.
Thurston, do I find anything in here?
No, you go through it, and you're finding nothing.
It seems like this is just whatever its waste matter and resting place was.
Baldrick kicks off the grime on his shoes and walks away from the hay pile.
Nothing more to learn over here.
It's just where it was kept pretty securely, I would say.
Yeah, one thing you would find is there are some manacles that were clearly bolted onto the wall behind.
They were very strong strength of metal.
Just keep looking, see if we can find anything else out.
Or we'll head over to the north.
Once you get there, you reach a long hallway,
at the end of which,
it's something you haven't seen in a long time,
it is a large crystal at the end of a hallway
that glows from within.
This time it has an almost diamond-like sheen
with a white glow inside of it.
Hey, guys.
There's something you should see at the end of this hallway.
Jimmy.
Oh.
Wub.
Wub.
Why is it wubbing?
It vibrates in the air.
There's like a sound as it glows.
You feel your teeth kind of chatter slightly.
Like some kind of just energy is in the air around this thing.
Um, I,
should I make an arcana,
or can I make an arcana or a cultism check
to try to understand what exactly we're looking at?
Absolutely.
I'd say arcana's fine.
I wouldn't give to have that damn tree here.
Ha ha!
Two!
We're, uh,
we're gonna,
we're gonna hear her point.
Right.
You're gonna hear her point at that?
Okay.
All right.
Hello.
Okay.
Ooh.
Much better.
A 29.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this looks like,
um,
matter,
uh,
from the fundamental battlefield,
uh,
particularly like raw perfectite energy
that is crystallized.
So as you've sort of heard of in the scene,
there are motes of energy that can exist,
um,
and those motes sort of fizzle and die out.
Sometimes,
however,
rather than like just disappearing or winking out,
they crystallize,
um,
and become a,
a,
like,
semi-useful,
precious material.
Um,
so in this case,
you could tell that this,
this gemstone is,
is something of that material.
Uh,
kind of like,
you know,
you might have like adamantine or mithril.
Um,
this is a type of like perfectite style ore.
Okay.
So it's not like the elephant's foot or it's not like a security system.
We can approach and not get fried.
Maybe.
Would I,
that means yes.
That means yes.
Would I,
would I,
would I insights to that with my 29 arcana?
Uh,
well,
your,
your insights are you can tell what this is.
Now,
if there's like some trap around it or whatnot,
like that's going to be like a perception check,
right?
Like that's going to be like,
you're looking for an active trap,
but this stuff innately isn't like,
this isn't like it's some kind of trap thing.
Um,
this is just a type of ore that would naturally have this sort of glow to it.
Okay.
It is worthwhile though.
Like it,
it does have value to it and can be used to the construction of,
of different types of like weapons and equipment.
Do,
uh,
to interrupt.
We,
we do do this show live as I was already interrupted.
So that,
um,
we do do the show live and everything else.
Podcast viewers and YouTube folks who might be confused,
but,
uh,
thank you Frederick for rating and stuff.
And thank you for trawling the shadow.
I mean,
cause it is fat bear week.
And we decided to spam in the chat rounder and smoother Zarin.
And,
uh,
I am molding and seething all at the same time.
Thank you,
Frederick.
Thank you,
Frederick.
I hope you're next,
uh,
down the rabbit hole video goes well and stuff.
Hope you had an amazing stream.
Thank you for sending people over.
We're rock Ryan,
by the way,
we do tabletop RPG shows and everything else.
So I hope,
uh,
everybody coming over enjoys,
uh,
the adventure that we're going on.
We're currently running into some,
uh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
And also,
um,
this,
this show is really,
it's about sadness and despair and this little fellow right here.
Oh,
you quickly made him tug bird.
Yeah.
Look at him go.
That was so fast.
There you go.
That was so fast.
That you tell.
That's my partner.
There you go.
Aw.
Anyway,
back to the elephant's foot.
Uh,
I'm going to take out.
Back to the glowing gemstone.
Yeah.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you,
Frederick.
Um,
all right.
So my terrorist is going to take out their grappling hook.
Uh,
and I'm just going to shoot it out at this quartz and just see if there is a consequence to my actions.
Sure.
Uh,
just give me an,
uh,
like a ranged attack.
We'll just like,
yeah,
roll it.
We'll arranged attack and we'll see if that happens.
Yeah.
Just make an attack with your excurator.
Just fine.
That'll be fine.
I don't actually have a ranged attack.
Yeah.
So,
so whatever.
Just use your excurator attack.
Orn will,
uh,
yeah,
I don't know if you,
you've heard a throw weapon or whatever.
Uh,
18.
Oh yeah.
It's,
I mean,
it's an inanimate object.
There's like a,
uh,
how,
how much rope do you have on that grappling hook?
Um,
I'll be quite frank with you.
I haven't the foggiest idea.
A hundred feet.
Okay.
Perfect.
See,
there you go.
Yeah.
And it's a 65 feet.
So like you like aim it kind of at the center of the courts and shoot it.
Um,
there's like this distinct as it flies down this corridor,
passing by,
by several,
um,
of these circular doors that you'd seen upstairs as well.
Um,
and then it hits the,
the glass or the,
the courts,
I should say the,
the perfected door.
And then a moment later,
like cracks start to just cobweb the impact point.
And you,
you start hearing this.
That sounded good.
Is that good?
Yes.
And then there is a distinct sound of glass breaking.
Is that still good?
I believe it was a neutral outcome.
Uh,
I will recall my grappling hook.
And I will,
I suppose,
leave the way,
just looking for traps,
making sure we don't step on an infinite trap hole to the,
uh,
mega square dimension.
Yeah.
You want to give me a perception check as you advance up?
Pro perception checks are like,
can we feel like they aren't also a perception check?
Cause,
uh,
cause you absolutely may.
All right.
Come on.
Double twenties,
double twenties.
Damn,
I got four.
That's close.
Only six.
Tannhauser unders.
Tannhauser loves seeing.
Yeah.
He loves to look.
What do my beautiful eyes behold?
Uh,
well,
we'll really quick or,
uh,
volley and Baldrick also like actively perceiving around.
Sure.
Might as well.
I feel like,
uh,
Tanny's got us covered,
but.
In the effort of not taking up more time,
I won't roll.
the,
the nat 20 should probably be fine.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you,
volley.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um,
cool.
Um,
yeah.
So with the,
the nat 20,
um,
you begin advancing.
Um,
I'm just going to advance you.
You,
a little bit,
a little bit.
Um,
when you reach the door,
you're not finding any traps.
Now,
when you reach these doors,
I should quickly question,
um,
like you see them.
They're the sort of the circular indentations on the wall.
Um,
are you going to like spend time at them?
Or are you going to keep going past them until you've kind of like checked everything out?
Yeah.
We'll spend time on these doors.
I mean,
I don't imagine this guy has been like putting shotgun traps or like buckets of water.
Water on top of all these doors since getting here,
but this is an evil siege tower.
It might have some defense.
Ab.
So.
Lutely.
Sounds good by me.
So which one do you want to start with?
The south door,
the north door?
Uh,
we'll take the past of least resistance.
The one right here that I'm closest.
Okay.
Absolutely.
So you can tell that like,
again,
there are sort of like these,
these handholds on you.
You should be able to just like pull them and then the,
the door will kind of like roll on its side open.
Okay.
Okay.
So as you do so,
uh,
something comes into immediate sight.
First of all,
the room that you open up into is,
um,
its floor is completely broken and shattered.
Uh,
and there's like a black pit underneath that's only partly illuminated by the,
the,
the light of your,
uh,
of your,
your armor because of the angle.
You see something that floats above this.
Um,
it appears to be a silver dodecahedron with spikes coming out of every face side.
Uh,
energy,
electric energy arcs between them.
And it's,
it's,
it's large.
Like it occupies about the same size as a horse.
Um,
and so it's,
um,
it's,
it's floating there and it seems to take note of you.
Um,
Baldrick,
my friend,
my companion,
um,
since you're,
uh,
back here,
I want you to roll,
uh,
stealth for initiative.
Uh,
everyone else has already been put into initiative based on your,
um,
based on your prior perception rolls as you advance down the hall.
So I just need one.
Wait,
thank you.
Okay.
And then I got some of these boys here.
Uh,
sweet.
Okay,
cool.
All right.
So 10 has her,
uh,
you open the door and you see this.
What are you doing?
Uh,
first question.
You said black pole.
Does this look like it is?
The floor has atrophied and there is now an entrance deeper into the thing.
Exactly.
Like,
it looks like it goes down to another floor,
but like,
you can't get a good look because of the angle of where you're at,
but you can tell that the floor is completely like broken through here down to some lower level.
Now,
if I were to run at him,
I would fall down.
Correct.
Basically,
you could like come out here.
Sure.
But then like this square here is,
is like hole.
So anything that has this kind of like darkness to it is actually a hole in the ground.
I'm going to do the following.
I'm going to think back.
Oh,
yeah.
Thank you.
I'm going to think back to that wonderful infight we had.
And I'll remember exactly how effective a door can be.
I close the door.
I'm going to activate laughing shadow.
Yep.
I'm going to look at everybody.
There is an enormous geometric object coming here to kill us,
but we should probably fight it here because the floor here is gone.
Let's move.
And then I am going to move back.
Sure.
And that's the turn.
I want to,
I want to verify something.
Was it actually moving at him?
It was floating there and crackling with electricity.
Okay.
Interesting.
It's got hands.
It can open doors.
It's got hands.
It can open doors.
The door opens instinctively at this thing's presence.
Unknown enemy movement.
XCOM 2.
And then it squeezes through the door and that's all it can do.
Oh,
hi.
It's got hands.
This thing like floats.
And it,
it temporarily,
all of the spikes on its faces come back inside.
And for a moment,
it's just this floating decahedron that slinks through the door.
And then it comes out.
And then there's like the chunk sound is all the spikes pop out again.
Yeah.
He wasn't kidding.
There sure was a thing in there.
Uh,
yeah,
I'm going to,
uh,
we're on semi-stable ground now.
So I believe I can,
uh,
does this thing look tumble throughable?
Oh yeah.
Like if I tumble under this thing,
is it going to like,
uh,
impale me?
Um,
I would love it if you walked near the red alert to Tesla coil.
I mean,
far enough away.
Uh,
tumble throughable.
Yeah.
I'm going to tumble through.
I'm going to,
I'm going to,
I'm going to do flank it with,
uh,
my good friend Oren.
Would you like to give me one of them,
uh,
them acrobatimix checks?
Uh,
no.
Oh,
okay.
Yeah.
Oh,
again,
I hear you.
Uh,
not bad.
That is a 28.
28 versus its reflex DC.
That will,
uh,
that will get through.
Yeah,
absolutely.
So,
and that will give you some panache.
Yes,
it will.
Uh,
oh,
I forgot.
Oh,
since foundry reset,
I don't have my little panache thing.
Hold on.
Yeah,
sorry.
Yeah,
I can,
uh,
here,
here,
here.
I,
I,
oh,
shoot.
I don't have that thing either.
One sec.
Yeah,
it's in my computer sheet.
Yeah,
it reset my hotbar.
I used to have a cool thing for it.
One sec.
I can,
I can get this happening quickly.
I swear.
Yeah,
for,
for context chat,
uh,
we use,
uh,
we use the server provider to host this thing.
And,
um,
uh,
they decided to try to automatically update us to the newest foundry version and it destroyed everything.
So I had to quickly back everything up and make a new game.
And all that.
So I was like,
so some people's macros maybe be missing.
Mine surprisingly are fine,
but,
uh,
other people's things probably disappeared.
Evil.
Uh,
here,
let me,
I think.
Oh,
I,
oh,
gosh,
we'll find it.
I can find it.
Panache.
That's what I need.
Panache.
There we go.
I think what you need is tough.
Oh,
wait.
Yeah.
Well,
here,
here,
here,
here.
Mumble grumble.
While you guys are doing that,
the Orin will look at the thing and look back,
look at everyone going like,
what is that thing?
He's like,
just sawing his staff rug.
Like,
I'll try to hold it here.
Orin,
calm down.
It's some sort of hexagon.
Just remember your training.
Were you trained at anything?
I,
I could turn into a bear.
Do that.
Do that.
Okay.
I'll turn into a bear.
It's,
it's Panache you're looking for,
but I am having a pain of a time trying to find this life.
So let's just do a manual attack and we can add the extra damage.
Cause we,
you know,
yeah,
I think I can still check the finisher box.
I don't know if it'll give me an error or anything.
Normally.
Yeah.
Normally you have a thing on top of there.
They should help with that.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's whack this man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That finisher check mark usually just like,
ha ha.
Yep.
Uh,
and then the flanking gives me a,
uh,
circumstance bonus.
Yeah,
it should.
Yeah.
It's minus two to do a safety.
It should.
Now I tested this,
uh,
we're doing a bomb game.
It should automatically do the flanking,
but just roll and see it.
Gotcha.
It should show up on the thing now.
Do not have to press F and do the thing.
The 26.
You're showing thirst inside.
It does.
And you do hit it.
Excellent.
Alrighty.
Uh,
uh,
it did not do my finisher damage.
Just,
just add the,
add the extra in and we'll be,
we'll be all good.
Yes,
indeed.
Oh gosh.
How much does my finisher do again?
There we go.
Confident finisher.
That's,
uh,
precise strike,
uh,
an extra 2d6.
Ah,
I got it.
Okay.
There we go.
All right.
Um,
I know how to fix it for next time now.
Cool.
Oh,
okay.
Uh,
so 16.
16.
Uh,
so that was two actions.
I'm just going to go ahead and give it one more regular hit.
Okay.
Let me remove your panache.
There you go.
Oh yes.
Oh,
okay.
Uh,
oh,
uh,
that's not actually a crit.
I needed to apply the map,
I believe.
Yeah,
you didn't apply the map,
but that'll hit.
So you can give me regular DiMaggio.
That's going to be seven.
Oh,
nice.
Yeah.
So you start like,
like move behind this thing and begin stabbing at it.
Uh,
each of your,
your strikes,
uh,
goes across its,
its strange form.
And there's like crackling energy between your,
your,
your blade as you stab and stab.
Um,
and you damage this thing.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Uh,
did you do your crit damage instead?
No,
no,
no,
that wasn't a crit.
It wasn't.
I forgot to hit a multi-attack.
Yeah.
Sorry.
My bad.
All right.
Is that it for you?
That is it for me.
You are up.
All right.
Uh,
sizing this thing up.
I'm imagining it has the same weakness as the other thing.
So I'm going to hurl an alchemist fire at it.
Sure.
Go.
I don't care that it's out of range.
Staying where I am and getting a 28.
That will hit it.
Do I get any bonuses?
Because technically I'm attacking it from stealth.
Um,
so if it couldn't detect you,
um,
it would,
it would basically get a flat footed,
which would be minus two.
So that would still be a hit anyways.
So yeah.
Yes.
But I mean,
like,
is it a crit?
It's not a crit.
Damn you.
Nope.
It's still one shy.
If,
if,
if a pick turn squelch foot was here,
it would be.
No,
be sad.
And I do 13 damage.
we're good.
We can just not crit.
It's okay.
Yeah,
that's right.
Uh,
but you do hit it for 13 and then apply some,
uh,
some persistent fire.
So now this thing is on fire.
I mean,
these do I have left?
It's another one down.
I'm going to throw one more.
Sure.
Go.
That will hit.
That will hit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With the 21.
With nine damage.
Nice.
Yeah.
Another like bomb hits it on its side.
And you can tell that this thing is like,
like caught on fire all over.
I have a question.
I have a question.
He's throwing this over Oren's head.
And he's like,
like,
Padre,
Padre.
He's like just smashing it.
Tell the damn shape.
I'm not hitting you.
Yeah.
Uh,
is this shard object large enough for me to take cover behind?
Yeah,
absolutely.
Yeah.
That case.
I will move 10 feet up and take cover against any potential,
uh,
direct fire attack.
Yeah.
So you rush towards those like crushed,
um,
larger Vinku style pillars and just like get behind.
Absolutely.
So that was back into my stealth.
So.
Yeah.
All right.
Uh,
Oren,
you're up.
Okay.
He's like,
all right,
Mr.
Chateazer,
I'll turn into a bear and then I will cast animal form and transform myself into a bear.
I have to click the thing and then drag it that way.
Sorry,
chat.
I destroyed the chat.
Wow.
Oren now transforms or shapeshifts into a bear.
Uh,
that'll take two actions out of me.
And then,
then he'll look to 10.
How's it go?
And then he'll like try to bite the,
uh,
or try to claw rather the,
uh,
the big thing with his final action.
I've got a hero point.
I've got a hero point that too.
A two.
Uh,
do I have,
I think I have a hero point.
I got two of them.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And here,
bro.
Real rod.
Usually got hero points.
It hits at the 22.
Did you change me to the plan?
I'm going to put some dairy.
Well,
you,
you wild shaped.
I,
I,
I,
I see how it is.
Regardless,
I hit.
You wild shaped.
I'm rolling damage.
We've never seen him unlock this level of power.
I do 10 points of slashing damage.
Yeah,
absolutely.
All right.
That'll be the end of my turn.
Excellent.
All right.
Please tell me there's not another one.
Oh,
there's behind me,
isn't it?
It's,
it's in the hallway.
Did you guys check the round order?
Did you guys check the round order?
You know,
it's from the darkness,
a,
uh,
crackle of electricity blasts out towards you,
volley.
Oh no,
it's got a PPC.
And mo,
like moments as this happens,
there's electrical light that illuminates it.
And you see another one of these,
these figures floating out of the shattered remains of the crystal.
Well,
we'll hit you.
Just barely,
but it'll hit you with a jolt of electricity.
By how many?
Uh,
oh,
that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
You could nimble dodge that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
I am going to nimble dodge that.
Uh,
sorry.
I had to refresh and I did not see by how much.
No,
that's fair.
I,
I would,
I would miss.
So I'm just going to use a villain point and reroll that for me.
You wouldn't.
I would.
And it hits.
And I will.
And then I will do 16 points of damage to volley with electricity as an arc of electricity comes out and strikes her in the back.
Ah,
God.
Oh,
fuck.
Then I'll have it shoot at you again.
Volley.
Okay.
Um,
one sec.
Just because you were.
No,
I don't.
Um,
you see it start crackling with energy in the darkness briefly.
Like there's,
there's crackles of,
of electrical arcs in the darkness.
And then I'm not sure if I like that better.
Yeah.
Uh,
that's that.
Uh,
Tanhauser,
you're up.
I know we originally thought that there was only one,
but it's shaping out that there's two.
Because I don't,
can I do a reactionary attack and throw a bomb at him?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Damn you,
Baldrick.
I'm a revolutionary.
I don't perform well with reactionaries.
I'm going to,
Be less revolting.
Oh,
that.
I have fun here.
Yeah.
I'm moving up.
And I'm going to take out my,
uh,
striking excoriatorage.
My quantum engine will be building up power.
And I'm going to change into a spell strike.
Do it.
Uh,
that's a hit.
We take those in this industry.
Yup.
So my strange curved weapon slicing in to the flesh of the inanimate.
That's going to be five plus one from my,
um,
funny ha ha stance.
And,
okay.
I got the extra plus one.
Yeah.
And now we are going to get the actual spell being channeled.
Which spell was it?
It was gouging claw.
Oh yes.
Cool.
I should just assume unless you say any,
otherwise it's always gouging claw.
Yeah.
That's okay.
So that's going to be 15.
Oh,
just barely not enough to kill it.
Um,
just the fire could do it.
That's true.
It's true.
It's very true.
So with the damage done,
rippling through its form,
that'll be the end of my turn.
Okay.
Um,
all right.
Uh,
it will go and
it will,
um,
seeing it's,
it's like positioning,
it will first reach out to the person who did a bunch of damage to it up
close,
which will be you,
Tanhauser.
Does it,
uh,
take the persistent fire at the start or at the end of the turn?
Okay.
Yeah.
It's a,
uh,
boop.
Uh,
so it'll hit you for,
uh,
for one.
So one of it's like,
one of the,
the faces of this,
this like,
mol,
like melting dodecahedron shape that has now been stabbed and cracked and
broken apart and has like,
claw bits.
One of the faces turns towards you and just shoots out,
like elongates into,
um,
into your shoulder.
Uh,
there's a cracking sound as it hits you,
Tanhauser,
for 13 points of damage.
Then it spins around from you for its next attack and goes into you,
volley.
As you,
as you both are getting hit,
you see,
you see,
see in here,
or,
uh,
like he'll look at Tanhauser getting zapped,
whoever,
Tan,
Tanhauser will see him go like,
like,
like all bear speak.
And just in subtitle translations,
it's,
oh no.
Oh no.
Hey,
I have my,
my riposte,
my opportune riposte.
The thing that you've never got to do this whole campaign.
And I'm so excited.
You get to repost on Reddit.
Yeah,
I'm reposting.
She's reposting on Reddit against this thing.
Yeah.
Uh,
yeah,
let's make an attack against this guy.
Wow.
Repost his ass.
Uh,
you probably don't.
I'm going to spend a hero point.
No,
no,
no,
hold,
for strategic,
for strategic purposes,
do you actually want to do that?
Oh,
that's true.
The persistent fire will kill it.
Hey,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But do you want to kill steel from Tanhauser?
I've killed stolen so many times from Tanny.
I didn't even stop the fire.
Clarify it.
You're not kill stealing from him.
I'm just stealing from Baldrick.
That's right.
I don't,
I don't care if you kill steal.
I'm just saying,
hero points are useful.
Maybe don't use it to guarantee you.
You're getting tactical now.
What is this?
I've always been tactical.
You fucking skull.
Why do you think I didn't rush up with everyone to crowd around the door?
Well,
we're,
we're choke pointing it.
Anyway.
Yeah.
We're beating it up.
Like with baseball bats.
It's really a choke point,
considering you're being flanked by a guy zapping you from the shadow.
Is it,
is it even possible to flank this guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is.
I'm sure we're doing it on some.
It's,
it's auto calculated into its AC already.
Ah.
Yeah.
The founding got update,
or this path under two,
version of update.
So as long as you're actually flanking,
flanking,
it'll do it automatically.
Out of curiosity,
was I flanking?
Um,
yes.
I was.
So it would,
yeah.
So if you look,
uh,
so I,
like,
I don't know if I can even show it to you.
I don't think I can,
but basically what it,
what it has is like AC and it'll,
in this case have the AC,
but then when it's flat footed,
because you're flanked,
it'll cross it out and give you two lower.
So it's been two lower for all of you.
And there's,
there's still one chance for me to counter kill steel because I would have done
two more damage to it from laughing shadow.
Does that apply to the spell?
You already included that in the attack roll.
Does that apply to the spell?
I know.
Cause it's plus one default,
but it increases if I'm attacking you flat foot.
Uh,
see,
there you go.
There you go.
Well,
it won't matter cause it's going to get burned and die now.
So.
Unless it's at one HP and only,
you know,
let's see.
Not quite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm waiting.
I'd say,
let's see it.
I'm,
I'm waiting.
You just end up turning.
It does it all magically.
I'm waiting.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You don't need to do a thing.
Well,
it's still got one action left.
Nah.
It's attacking you with its last action.
Hey,
fuck you.
It run an actual one.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm spinning a villain point out of spite.
I'm not tactical.
I'm not going to break my stride.
Why would you,
Thurston,
if I can be,
if I can tactically backseat here for a second,
why would you spend a villain point on something that requires a probably less than 10% chance to hit?
It is funny.
No,
I don't hate fun.
Anyways,
this thing dies a terrible death.
As it melts to Baldrick's bomb and like sluishes into the ground,
becoming like a,
a strange smelling,
like almost metallic tang in the air.
And then just dissolves entirely.
Gross.
Vali,
you're up.
All right.
Uh,
I feel like going right up against the elephant's foot is a bad idea.
Uh,
like I just,
I just get that.
I should,
I should say,
because you can't actually see beyond the like lights of this thing.
Right.
Cause you see this thing sort of crackling with light.
So you can't actually see,
but what you do see behind it is that like there are various crystalline shards that are on the ground here.
Not like,
like,
ah,
they're caltrops.
Aha,
screw you.
No,
it's just more like that crystal broke.
Okay.
This thing was probably inside of it.
Ah,
so it doesn't look like there are any more of these little bastards in there.
No,
no,
no,
no,
not enough room.
All right.
Uh,
there are still two doors,
which makes me nervous.
Uh,
let's engage everyone.
Exactly.
If I learned anything from the bar encounter,
I can quite simply close them.
Uh,
so yeah,
I'm gonna,
I'm going to once more,
you can tumble through up to your movement.
Correct.
Uh,
why am I rolling dice up to your speed?
Yes.
Oh,
I am.
I don't know why you're rolling those dice.
Yeah.
Sometimes premature dice.
Serious problem.
Okay.
So what happened was,
it's an acrobat.
Oh no,
irrespective of your check,
volley,
put the gun up to the bottom of her chin and just,
no,
wow.
Damn.
Okay.
I was like,
no,
this sucks.
Anyway,
that's a fucking park.
Yeah.
So tumble,
tumble is just up to your speed.
Up to your speed.
Yep.
Wrong neurons firing.
They're meant to roll.
Not so,
um,
so that would not make it.
That will be a failure.
Failure.
Um,
and the hero point.
Uh,
you could spread your point.
Yep.
That's better.
That's a 27.
That will succeed.
It will get you right here.
I need my motherfucking panache.
Yeah.
Oh,
I can do this now.
Bam.
There you go.
Oh,
oh,
oh,
we both have it.
Okay.
Bam.
There you go.
Got it.
All right.
Okay.
Uh,
now I'm going to,
uh,
whack this thing in the ass.
If it has one.
It doesn't have one.
It has sides.
It does now.
Well,
she's going to give it one.
Do do do do.
Yeah,
yeah.
I'm going to hit you where I split you.
I'm going to,
I'm going to carve an ass into this thing.
Uh,
it's going to be a 28.
Yeah.
Uh,
now I should be able to get my,
Oh shoot.
I didn't check the finisher box.
I'm,
I'm dumb as I'm dumb as hell.
You could have had the extra finisher damage.
Just roll it separately.
I knew you were going to finisher it.
Yeah.
There you go.
Good.
Oh,
nice.
Very nice.
Uh,
and then I'm going to give it one more,
uh,
one more quick whack.
Cool.
Paddywhack.
Oh,
I didn't put it on the map.
That will not.
That will miss.
Yeah.
A lot.
Uh,
okay.
So the end of your turn,
you've,
you've like,
like done the same thing.
You've,
you've rushed through,
slid under this one,
sliced it expertly in the back,
um,
missed with another followup.
However,
this one,
you are inside its electrical field that has been emanating,
uh,
at the end of last round.
So,
uh,
can you give me a reflex save,
please?
Uh,
no.
Oh,
okay.
Take me a reflex save.
Then we're all right.
It's time for the red alert to Tesla coil.
Uh,
it's going to be a 22.
Cool.
I'm fast as fuck.
You are.
So because you are fast as fuck,
you will only take eight points of electrical damage.
Very nice.
All right.
Let's get that ganache off me,
actually.
Yeah.
Owie.
If Volley was made of chocolate,
would that be ganache?
Yes.
I hate.
I'm,
I'm glad that you,
you picked that up.
Uh,
Baldrick,
your go.
Uh,
I'm going to be an asshole.
Jim,
since this thing didn't see me,
am I in stealth?
No.
Um,
you're,
you're in cover from it,
but it's not.
May I,
may I roll to go to stealth?
Uh,
yeah,
you can spend an action to like,
basically reobtain your like stealth.
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm going to go into stealth.
Do I have to roll?
Give me a,
give me a stealth check.
Cool.
Rolling for another initiative.
I just need stealth.
It's stealth.
It's basically going to be opposed by its perception DC.
Yeah,
I know.
I just wanted to avoid rolling initiative again,
because that would be silly.
That's true.
Uh,
16.
This thing is clearly like,
aware of you.
You're not making it flat-footed.
That's fine.
I'll just move out of cover up to this area here.
Hey.
And by there,
I mean here,
because I can't see around that corner.
Hmm?
And I will use a grenade.
Okay.
Grenade.
Grenade.
Thank you,
Tark.
Bombs.
I need a medic bag.
Throwing a falconist's friar.
Uh...
No,
it's my last one.
I'm going to hold on to it.
I'm going to just let that miss.
So,
it will still do splash damage.
Um,
so it'll do two points of splash to it.
Nope,
it'll do more.
It'll do four.
Oh,
right.
That's right.
Yeah,
because you're intelligence.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
Got it.
And last...
Oh,
no.
Stealth move.
Yeah,
okay.
Yeah,
that's it.
Okay.
Uh,
Oren.
Oren will look over to Tanhouse and go...
Right.
Quit thinking.
No,
stop.
Oren charges.
Okay.
Oren charges,
and then he will first do...
What are the damages of my claw and thing?
Hold up.
I don't even know if they're even different.
It's not showing to my thing.
Hold on.
I'm just,
I'm just clicking a thing to click a thing.
Okay.
That's,
that's,
that's,
that's two.
And then that's like a one.
Okay.
Well,
I might as well just do Jaws.
I'm going to try to bite it.
I'm going to try to bite it.
This is my actual role.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know what that damage was.
Uh,
hit it with a 26.
Uh,
yeah,
that will,
that will hit it.
All right.
And he,
he does a little bite attack.
Like,
he's trying to grab what he can onto it and getting all shocked at the same time.
For 14,
for 14 points.
Yeah.
And he's crackling around it.
He's like,
and you know,
his hair is standing up on the,
on his bear form.
And,
uh,
now he will try to claw it for a second action.
Sure.
They may pay minus four.
I,
for some reason did not target it because I'm dumb.
I'm sorry about that,
but that is a good team.
He's sad,
but he won't hero point.
Okay.
He's sad.
Hero point.
Let me target it this time.
Let me just do another strike thing.
Yeah.
He's around you.
There we go.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
26.
Yeah.
And he does.
Oh,
seven on the die.
12 points.
Some slashing damage.
Very good.
Very good.
He's just messing it up.
He's like a dog with a chew toy.
You know,
he's going at it.
Give me a reflex save.
Why do you got to do this?
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
Zzz.
You're absolutely right
Oren rolled a 23 for his reflex save
That's cool
So you'll only also take
I believe 8 points
Of electrical damage
Why did it not apply
Why did it not apply that damage
To you that's weird
I can get it
No I took 17
No it's halved
I got you
There we go
As like electricity crackles over you
That is the end of Oren's turn
I know you will die
So I have to act in
Accordance with law and order
Which would be Oren did
31 points of damage
Comparative to Vali
So
This thing is targeting Oren
It begins with Spike
Wabam
I missed by one
Villain pointing that
It's a one
I re-roll into a natural one
I will make a third
Well a second attack on you
It's another one
I like to riposte
I was not targeting you
I believe it doesn't have to target me
Is that
Is that how
No no
Is that how
A foe within your reach
Oh critically
Feels against
Never mind
Okay
I was like
That would be
That's actually
That would be funny
That's a really cool idea
For a feat
You could like
Give to a
To a swashbuckler though
But okay
Well it's gonna spend
It's third action
To get all crackly
And angry again
Oh no
Why
Tannhauser
They're just gonna
Fucking kill me
Fucking double ones
After a fucking
Villain point
Now I'm
Now I've got
No villain points
Either
There's no
Fucking any
Draft
If you were more
Tactical
With your usage
You're just
Not very tactical
Kids
Anyway
Yeah fail
I win now
Tannhauser
Is going to
Simultaneously
Be here
And here
Per his
Teleportation ability
I will be
Taking the
Normal strike
That is part
Of that spell
Yes
Remember
If you take
The normal strike
Though your
Subsequent one
Will be at the
Minus five
Right
Oh I know
Okay
Okay
Well I hit
Okay
I'll rock
My damage
Yep
It's gonna be
Four plus three
So seven total
Right
There
Now I can
Spell strike again
And I'm going
To spell strike
With a map
Do it
Do it
With your claw
And I'm going
To re-roll that
With a hero point
Okay
Okay
Very good
And
This beautiful
Attack
Is going
To be
Must
Must be nice
What was your
Spell
You have to
Declare the
Spell before
Oh do you
Yeah yeah yeah
Well I was
Going to use
Hydraulic push
But I didn't
Declare it
No no that's
No no no
I'm just
I'm just
Kicking you in
The butt
To remind you
For next time
Okay
Cool cool
Yeah
So we're
Going to roll
The damage
It is going
To be five
Plus three
Eight
Eight
And now
Hydraulic push
Yep
For an extra
Twelve
Oh boy
It's dead
Baba boy
Baba boy
You manage
To defeat
This thing
As it collapses
To the ground
Striking forward
Cutting it in half
With pressurized water
Yeah and as you
Like see
This whole
Mass of crystal
To the west
Is now like
Shattered
And it goes up
To like a wall
Here
I don't have a
Layer to remove
This but basically
Like you could tell
This thing was inside
Of this crystal
And then
Came out
When it burst
Alright I'm gonna
Lean down
And I'm gonna
Pick up some
Of the crystal
Yeah sure
Turn it over
In my hand
Yeah it has like a
Like a strange
Singed appearance
To it
Like there's
Some electrical
Like burns
On it
But otherwise
It seems
Pretty pretty
Reasonable
I don't have
Pocket it
Okay
While she does
That
I'm gonna
Grab a couple
Actually
I'm gonna
Go up to the
Melted one
And study it
For alchemical
Purposes if I
May
Yeah sure
Give me a
Give me a
Crafting check
Okay
I give you
Crafting
Yeah
It looks like
This is just
Residue
From its
Existence
That no longer
Has any
Useful
Properties
These things
Generally don't
Leave anything
Behind when they
Disappear
This so this
Is just more
Like matter
Appearing that
Doesn't really
Have any
Any use
For you
Okay
I'll pocket it
Anyway because
I want to
Study it
But yes
Yeah
Yeah
And then yeah
From where you
Are you can
Even kind of
See a little
Bit into the
Room over here
With the
Pit
However
With that
How about
We take
Ourselves a
Break
Right here
Oh
Break
Everyone go
To the
Lobby
Everyone go
To the
Lobby
No
Everybody go
Get a
Beverage
Go hydrate
And get
Tugberto
Snacks
He's
There
Welcome
Back
Everyone
He's
Real
Tugbert
Will be
Real
In
Now
Now
He is
Now
Rock
Yeah
Look at
Him
He's
Glorious
Okay
Take
Him off
The
Screen
Get
Rid of
Him
He's
Gone
True
What
They
Say
Plattery
Will
Get
You
Everywhere
I
Every
Week
Every
Week
I
Check
If
I
Can
If
I
Can
Kick
From
Server
And
I
Can't
All right
So we
Are
Back
Thurston
How much
Suffering
Do we
Have
Today
Well
Let's
Find
Out
Let us
Let us
Return
To our
Lovely
Cube
Dungeon
I
Suppose
Your
Wild
Shape
Will
Now
End
I
Don't
Know
Are
You
Going
To
Heal
Or
Do
Anything
In
The
Eight
Rounds
That
Remain
To
You
Do
You
Want
To
Stick
In
Combat
As
You
Start
Opening
Doors
All
Right
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Will
Stay
Actually
I
Will
Stay
In
Bare
Form
Because
It
Can
Last
For
A
Good
While
It
Isn't
It
That
What
You
Had
On
Your
Thing
It
Has
Duration
Of
One
Minute
So
Yeah
It
Has
Got
A
Little
Time
Make
It
Easy
We'll
Do
It
So
Changed
By
Token
Back
This
Can't
Be
Tugbert
Anymore
No
He's
Real
That
Would
Be
Identity
Thick
Tugbert
It's
An
Actual
Thing
Yeah
I've
Taken
Tugbert
Social
Security
Card
Oh
No
No
Fon
Be
Oren
And
I
Have
All
Within
This
Tower
Might
Be
Any
Feat
For
Us
To
Heal
Yeah
Come
Come
With
Me
Guys
I'll
Help
Us
Out
Let's
Meet
Back
Over
Near
That
Table
And
Orrin
Will
Head
Over
This
Way
Mr.
Bodrick
Can
Oh
God
Oh
Buddy
Pick
Turn
Hey
I
Didn't
Hear
I
Was
Worried
About
You
Dita
Went
To
Go
Talk
To
Rahua
Who's
You
Know
Sucking
Up
Sun
Sun
Sun
Bright
Sun
Set
Whatever
The
Sun
Is
At
Right
Now
And
I
I
Just
Thought
Well
Golly
Gee
I
Should
Go
Check
On
My
And
Then
I
Heard
Like
There
Was
Some
And
Then
There
Was
Some
Kind
Of
Bear
Sounds
And
I
Heard
Bombs
Going
I
Was
Worried
Well
Don't
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
We're
Irrespective
Of
Pick
Turn
Do I
Require
Anything
To
Administer
First
Aid
Yeah
Yeah
Cause
I
Don't
Want
Him
I
Don't
Want
Him
Doing
What
He
Normally
Does
Do
You
Have
A
Healer's
Kit
Can
I
Roll
To
Steal
His
He
Actually
Magically
Creates
His
I
Don't
Have
One
I
Actually
Legitimately
Take
Mud
And
Nature
To
Heal
You
I
Specifically
Do
Not
Have
A
Healer's
Kit
Thurston
I'm
Going
To
Roll
Some
Kind
Of
Theft
I'm
Going
To
Roll
A
Steal
Check
On
Pick
Turn
To
Steal
His
Well
You
See
I
Don't
Have
A
Healer's
As
You're
Like
Risking
Him
I
Don't
Have
A
Healer's
Kid
Either
Because
You
See
All
My
Healing
Comes
From
My
Soul
He
Pats
His
Chest
It's
Magical
I
Just
Like
Saying
It's
You
Don't
That
Sweat
I
Rolled
That
Can
I
Have
His
Soul
Um
Well
I
Mean
You
Know
We
Have
Determined
That
A
Allows
You
To
Do
Anything
In
This
No
You
Can't
Steal
Pictor
And
Squatch
But
Soul
It's
Okay
Sure
Yeah
She
Suddenly
You
Have
His
Bag
Pipes
I
Look
Down
At
Him
With
His
Bag
Pipes
Yeah
Okay
So
It's
Like
The
Anime
Scene
Of
You
Are
Like
Feet
Tall
And
He's
Looking
Up
At
You
And
The
Ominous
Shadow
Is
Over
Silhouetted
With
His
Own
Bag
Pipes
Looming
Above
Mr.
Baldrick
Yeah
Can I
Have
My
Pops
Back
You
Know
They
Were
A
Gift
To
Me
From
One
Of
My
One
Of
My
Parents
It
Was
A
Long
Time
Ago
And
You
See
Back
When
I
Needed
To
Play
The
Pops
They
Were
Like
Oh
Me
Pick
By
The
Way
That
Is
The
Thing
That
Happened
With
My
Yeah
I
Recognize
That
You
Are
A
Talkative
Quite
Loud
Young
Man
He's
Smiling
So
Much
Right
Now
You
Enjoy
Playing
Your
Bagpipes
I
Sure
Do
If
I
Give
These
Back
To
You
Yeah
Can
You
Be
Quiet
For
The
Remainder
Of
Our
Trip
Down
Here
I'm
Going
To
Roll
A
Persuasion
Okay
As
Best
I
Can
Can
I
Get
A
Serious
Bonus
Because
I
Have
His
Bagpipes
Yeah
I
Will
Give
You
A
Plus
Three
Bonus
To
This
Check
Okay
And
What
Am I
Rolling
Again
Diplomacy
Diplo
Circumstance
Bonus
Plus
Three
Have
Bag
Pipe
Go
Oh
I
Love
That
It
Pops
Up
All
Right
All
Right
Yep
I
Zip
Does
A
Little
Zip
Over
His
Mouth
We
Will
Talk
To
You
As
We
Need
To
But
Refrain
From
The
Stories
Because
If
You
Make
Whatever
Is
Angry
In
That
If
You
Make
Whatever
Is
In
That
Hole
Angry
By
Talking
And
Yammering
On
And
Making
A
Ton
Of
Noise
We
Will
All
Probably
Die
Here
Nods
Nods
Vicariously
He
Passes
Them
Back
Good
So
About
All
Of
Our
Grievous
Injuries
Yeah
Come over
This way
I'll
Help
Get
Our
Buddy
Set
Up
Yeah
Let's
Let's
Tend
To
All
Injuries
I'm
Going
To
Look
Around
The
Corner
Sit
On
This
Like
Crate
Thing
Come
On
The
First
Patient
Please
Pats
Dibs
I
Was
Going
To
Give
You
Dibs
You
Didn't
Need
To
Call
It
Okay
Miss
Smiley
What
Seems
To
Be
The
Problem
Um
I
Got
I
Got
Got
My
Man
I
Got
Zapped
I
I'm
A
Little
Crispy
Case
Case
Of
Zappies
Huh
Don't
Worry
Well
Dr
Dr
Orange
Got
You
Covered
Puts
All
Together
He
Takes
Some
Dirt
That
He
Has
Vomit
On
Your
Hands
And
Then
He
Like
Crashes
A
Worm
Inside
Of
His
Fingers
Is
All
Squelches
And
He
Like
Slaps
It
Together
Rubs
His
Hand
And
Turns
Into
A
Band-Aid
And
He
Goes
Here
You
Go
And
He
Puts
It
Over
Uh
While
He
Will
Roll
A
Nature
Check
He
Does
Natural
Master
For
The
Cantrip
Is
What
He
Is
Doing
And
I
Rolled
A
So
That
Will
Get
You
The
DC
Forge
So
He
Will
Heal
You
For
D8
Yay
There
You
Go
Well
That's
All I
Can
Really
Do
Right
Now
Uh
I
Can
As
He's
As
He's
Getting
Ready
Uh
I
Probably
Should
Have
Did
This
Before
But
Um
He
Will
Ask
Everyone
Go
Like
Build
This
A
Little
Bit
More
If
You
Want
To
If
You
Want
To
Do
This
For
About
An
Hour
Let's
Secure
This
Floor
And
Then
We'll
Do
That
Okay
Well
I'm
Doing
It
I'm
Doing
It
Now
So
I
Hear
That
You
Agree
So
I'm
Gonna
Do
It
Let's
Do
It
For
An
Hour
Now
I
Can
Okay
Okay
Basically
For
An
Hour
While
The
One
Is
To
The
Room
Someone
In
Chat
Wrote
Previously
Oren
Is
Doing
The
Opening
Of
Shrek
As
Healing
Okay
So
What
I'm
Doing
Is
I'm
Doing
Treat
Runes
Stuff
Like
That
Do
You
Mind
Adjust
It
Based
On
The
Circumstances
Do
You
Want
To
Increase
The
DC
Past
Through
So
I
Probably
Should
Have
Checked
With
You
On
That
One
You
You
Not
Really
Outside
In
Nature
Right
Now
So
Okay
Yeah
Probably
Probably
But
We'll
Say
We'll
Say
Is
The
The
Goal
Here
Okay
We got
Plenty
Of
Dirt
Okay
You've
Got
Some
Supplies
It's
Not
Like
In
A
Desert
But
Yeah
You
Continue
Treating
The
Target
And
Grant
Additional
Healing
Healing
If
You
Treat
For
One
Hour
Double
Hit
Points
They
Regained
From
Treat
Wounds
So
I
Will
Continue
To
Do
So
So
You
Heal
Additional
Five
You
Can
Heal
Yourself
For
Five
More
Volume
Now
I'll
Turn
Turn
To
Tannhauser
He's
Like
Okay
Take
A seat
Mr.
Tannhauser
Excellent
Alright
What seems
To be
The problem
Today
Well
It seems
As if
I have
Been
Electrocuted
By
Giant
Floating
Pentagons
Aren't
You
Made
Of
Electricity
I
Hold
Back
The
Urge
To
Slap
Him
No
Well
Don't
Worry
Mr.
Tannhauser
I'll
I'll
Get
You
All
Nice
And
Fixed
Up
Hold
I
Gotta
Get
More
Material
He
Will
Walk
To
The
Hay
Pile
He
Would
Scoop
Up
Some
Dragon's
Blood
And
Crap
Don't
Forget
That's
In
There
Too
Yeah
Get
Get
The
Hay
And
All
That
Stuff
He
Won't
Show
Tannhauser
He'll
Get
Some
Leaves
That
He's
Had
In
His
Hair
For
A
While
Some
Twigs
Kind
Of
Combine
All
Together
Put
In
A
Wrapping
And
He
Goes
Like
Okay
Mr.
Tannhauser
Are
You
Ready
Are
You
Sure
That
Could
Be
Here
Right
Absolutely
And
He
Will
Roll
A
Nature
Check
And
Hopefully
Not
Fail
This
One
Or
Is
Repairing
His
iPhone
By
Rubbing
Mud
On
It
I
Should
Have
Had
A
Plus
Two
Than
But
It
Doesn't
Matter
I'll
Just
Get
On
This
One
By
The
Way
You
Said
I'm
Going
To
Wrap
It
Up
I
Thought
You're
Guess
All
Right
Your
Chipotle
Order
Is
Ready
I'm
Gonna
I'm
Gonna
Reroll
That
With
A
Hero
Point
So
I
Can
Get
You
Hero
Point
Pretty
Good
I
Heal
You
For
We'll
Do
It
For
An
Extra
Hour
So
It'll
Be
To
Times
That'll
Be
Pretty
Good
Amount
I
Probably
Get
You
The
Full
That's
Base
In fact
I
Probably
Well
At
That
Point
Since
I
Already
Did
My
Successful
Thing
Heal
You
Yeah
That'll
Be
Fine
You
Heal
For
We
Should
Bring
You
Pretty
Okay
Right
Yeah
You
Are
Filled
With
Crap
Yeah
It's
All
In
Your
Wounds
Just
Over
All
Of
This
Like
Steel
There's
Just
Like
Hay
And
Just
Flies
Buzzing
So
Can
I
Wank
This
Off
Nah
You
Have
To
Leave
It
For
The
Rest
Of
The
The
The
Maggots
And
Stuff
Will
Eat
The
Dead
Parts
But
Then
They'll
Die
And
The
Hay
Will
Bind
It
You
Know
Cause
It's
Magical
You
Know
It
It'll
Help
You
Out
It's
Good
For
Your
It's
Good
For
You
And
Howser
Lifts
Up
His
Polycarbon
Elbow
Are
You
Sure
Yeah
Realizes
That
He has
Become
Grossly
Incandescent
And
Now
Maggot
Ridden
For
This
Fucking
Party
Maggots
Are
Good
For
You
All
Right
Mr.
Baldrick
I
Assume
I'm
Over
Here
Since
I've
Been
Healing
So
We
Can
Switch
To
Baldrick
If
We'd
Like
Yeah
I'm
Really
Just
Exploring
That
Room
That
We
That
Tannhauser
Pushed
Open
Yeah
There
There is
A pit
Here
I see
The pit
Do
Do you
Do you
Do you
Have
A
Torch
Yeah
I
Can
Strike
Up
Another
Torch
Okay
Yeah
So
It is
A pit
That
Goes
Down
And
You
Can
See
It
It
Goes
Down
Over
Some
Like
Section
Of
Of
Ground
That
Looks
Almost
Like
Rusted
In
A
Sense
It's
About
A
Foot
Drop
Down
From
What
You
Can
Tell
By
Your
Light
You
Can
See
Like
Rust
Marks
On
The
Ground
At
The
Edge
Of
Your
Light
And
A
Small
Bit
Of
Water
Lapping
Like
It's
Not
Enough
Like
Oh
You
Jump
In
And
Be
Way
Deep
Maybe
Like
A
Couple
Inches
So
It's
About
Feet
Down
Is
There
Any
Real
Way
Down
This
Or
Would
We
Have
To
Use
Rope
I
Have
To
Use
Rope
Okay
Can
I
Make
An
Engineering
Check
To
See
Based
On
The
Rubble
That's
In
The
Hole
If
This
Was
Caused
By
Perhaps
An
Attack
Or
If
This
Area
Really
Did
Just
Collapse
Uh
Yeah
Do you
Have
Engineering
Lore
I
Do
Have
Engineering
That's
What
I
Can
Make
An
Check
Yeah
Yeah
No
I'm
Gonna
Hero
Point
That
Okay
But
I
Assume
That
You
Die
Uh
Well
We'll
See
If
Your
Epic
Use
Of
Hero
Points
Pays
Off
It
Does
From
A
To
A
That's
Not
Bad
Uh
Yeah
Oh
Complication
Thank
You
Chat
Uh
Let's
Uh
Well
No
You
Hero
Pointed
Your
Way
Out
Of
It
But
You
Still
Get
A
Complication
So
We'll
Find
That
Out
Thank
You
Chat
Um
But
In
The
Meant
Time
You
You
You
Do
Um
You
Do
Learn
That
The
Ground
Here
Um
The
Damage
Is
Probably
Caused
By
Some
Erosion
You're
Not
Sure
Exactly
What
Um
But
Something
Eroded
This
Area
From
Probably
The
Lower
Level
That
Being
Said
It's
Spread
Around
Here
And
You
Kind
Of
See
The
Corrosiveness
Um
Based
Off
Some
Of
The
Smell
There
Might
Be
Some
Like
Compound
Down
There
That
Did
It
Or
Something
In
The
Air
Um
But
It
Looks
Like
The
Floor
Here
Was
Eaten
From
The
Ground
All
Of
The
Way
Up
Um
And
So
It
Sort
Of
Like
Bit
Through
And
Came
To
Here
Um
It
Would
Have
To
Be
A
Fume
That
Would
Be
Causing
This
Area
To
Corrode
Then
Yeah
Or
Something
Like
Long
Past
Perhaps
Right
Is
There
Any
Residue
I
Can
Feasibly
Make
An
Alchemical
Check
On
Perhaps
Even
Added
Like
A
Disadvantage
Um
You
Could
Just
Give
Me
A
Crafting
Check
To
See
Like
Recall
Knowledge
For
What
You
Know
Um
Yeah
Yeah
Do
That
While
I'm
Finding
Your
Complification
Okay
I
Roll
Okay
I'll
Give
You
A
Um
Yeah
There's
Like
A
Few
Things
That
Could
Happen
Like
Some
Swamp
Some
Swamp
Like
Gases
And
Stuff
Can
Can
Corrode
Metal
But
It
Would
Be
Over
The
Course
Of
You
Know
Hundreds
Thousands
Of
Years
Even
Through
You
Know
Air
Exposure
In
A
Tight
Area
That
Being
Said
You
Know
This
Place
Has
Been
Here
That
Long
So
It's
Not
Something
That
Would
Be
Like
Harmful
To
Like
You
In
A
Short
Term
Bout
But
Over
Over
You
Know
Another
Period
Of
Time
Like
If
You
Were
To
Be
Here
Hundreds
Great
To
Go
With
Is
From
One
Portal
Jumper
Who
Had
Anti
Drown
Sire
Which
Has
A
Bit
Of
A
Rain
Slick
Surface
Like
The
Surface
Around
This
Edge
Is
Very
It's
Very
Wet
So
As
You're
Looking
Down
And
Pondering
All
Of
This
I
Need
You
To
Make
Me
A
Reflex
Save
Please
Sure
Reflex
Yes
Go
Give
You
A
You
Managed
To
Arrest
Yourself
Before
You
Would
Have
Fallen
In
Just
As
You're
Sort
Of
Looking
Down
And
Like
Sniffing
Trying
To
Get
A
Sense
Of
This
You
Could
Tell
That
The
Area
Around
Almost
Like
Crumbled
A
Bit
As
Your
Foot
Went
On
It
And
You
You
You
You
Managed
To
To
Arrest
Yourself
Before
You
Tumble
Into
The
Darkness
Okay
And
Based
On
My
Light
Even
Feet
Down
I
Can't
Determine
If
There
Was
Any
Like
Particular
Structure
So
This
The
Orb
Was
Literally
Just
Floating
Here
All
The
While
The
Floor
Beneath
It
Was
Corroding
Away
Correct
Very
Peculiar
Alright
With
That
I'm
Going
To
Walk
Out
And
Brace
Myself
By
This
Door
Waiting
For
The
Party
Before
We
Go
Ahead
And
Open
These
Remaining
Doors
Yeah
Do
You
Need
Any
Healing
No
I'm
Keen
To
Get
Moving
On
This
Spend
Enough
Time
In
This
Rotten
Cube
I'll
Be
Fine
I
Shouldn't
Be
At
The
Front
Anyway
So
But
Mr.
Bodrick
At
At
Least
Least
Have
Bit
Of
Corcom
Amonger
Least
Be
You
Know
Useful
Before
We
You
Know
He'll
Look
Down
Sad
Look
I
Understand
You're
Not
Smearing
That
On
Me
Right
Now
I
Can
Just
Do
Some
Magic
Instead
If
You
Really
Want
I'd
Rather
Get
Moving
If
We
Want
To
Really
Get
Moving
And
Try
To
Figure
Out
As
Much
About
Your
Dragon
As
We
Can
From
This
Place
And
We
Should
Move
Now
While
We
Have
A
Time
Advantage
If
We
Dauddle
Any
Longer
Something
Else
Might
Happen
Or
We
Might
Engage
With
Something
Else
And
Cause
Us
To
Waste
More
Time
Don't
Know
If
You
Realize
But
The
Entire
Reason
We
Are
Here
Is
Because
We
Followed
That
Philosophy
And
Several
Of
Us
Died
Caution
Never
Fails
At
Least
In
Moderation
It's
Worth
Healing
Up
To
Full
When
We
May
Well
Have
To
Face
A
Dragon
Some
Capacity
All right
Fine
I'll
Use
An
Elixir
Of
Life
Drinking
I'm
Sorry
Buddy
I tried
To
Let
You
Get
The
Poop
On
Him
It's
Not
What
I'm
Worried
About
Mr.
Tan
Houser
You
Know
As
Much
As
I
Want
Whatever
Remnants
Why
Did
Throw
Again
Useful
You
Probably
Got
You
Probably
Click
The
Use
Potion
Thing
That's
What
Roll
Continue
Continue
And
You'll
Look at
Tan
Houser
And
You're
Like
It's
Not
It's
Not
What I'm
Worry
About
Mr.
Tan
Houser
As
Much
It
Would
Be
Funny
But
I
Want
To
Make
Sure
I
Don't
Lose
Any
More
Friends
Of
Course
And
Let's
Not
Assume
The
Worst
For
Gorga
Munger
Either
Hope
For
The
Best
Expect
The
Worst
Don't
Let
It
Overwhelm
You
We
Will
Do
All
That
We
Can
Thanks
Mr.
Tan
Houser
And
Thank
You
Miss
Volley
No
Problem
Bud
Okay
Volley looking
Infinitely
Worse
Than
Tan
Houser
I
Think
Volley
Needs
More
Poop
Yeah
I
As much
As I
Agree
Do we
Have
Any
Other
Health
Potions
Before
We
Head
In
Like
I
Could
Pass
Up
My
Last
Healing
Elixir
On
My
Person
To
You
Yeah
Like
Orin
Bull
As
You
Throw
It
Over
Orin
Bull
Hand
Over
The
Volume
Here
You
Go
Drink
This
Up
Doesn't
Have
It
Doesn't
Have
Dragon's
Blood
You
You
Will
Be
Fine
Sure
I
Don't
Imagine
It's
Very
Tasty
Oh
Not
Bad
I
Will
Click
The
Button
That's
Better
I
Think
I
Am
Not
Imminently
About
To
Explode
Anymore
Orin
Post
Up
Here
Waiting
For
Everybody
Great
And
I'm
Just
Gonna
Kick
Open
This
Door
Now
With
Wild
Deplum
As
You
Do
So
It
Breaks
Open
To
Reveal
A
Square
Chamber
That
Has
A
Break
In
The
Wall
To
Its
West
The
Floor
Here
If
The
Corner
Area
Was
Filled
With
Blood
This
Area
Is
Filled
With
Far
More
Blood
Much
Of
It
Looks
Like
It's
Been
Sploshed
Around
Moved
Staining
The
Area
Here
You
Can
See
That
There
Are
Various
Like
Crates
And
Like
A
Carpet
On
The
Floor
There
Is
Some
Rope
Oh
That
Is
Also
Similarly
Stained
In
Blood
There
Is
A
Long
Wooden
Table
At
The
In
It
You
Kind
Of
Like
Step
In
And
There
Is
This
Like
Again
Smell
Of
Blood
On
The
Air
As
You
Walk
In
Sort
Of
Overwhelms
You
Yeah
And
Then
If
You
Want
To
Move
Up
A
Little
Bit
Tant
You
Can
See
To
The
West
There
Is
Another
Table
Further
To
This
Direction
As
You
Kind
Of
Start
Stepping
In
That
Filled
With
Various
Alchemical
Supplies
Most
Of
Them
Wilted
Rotted
There's
Beakers
And
Glasses
Of
Half
Wormed
Contents
And
Then
Barrels
And
Equipment
Here
This
Looks
To
Be
Some
Kind
Of
Like
Alchemical
Staging
Ground
As
You
Walk
In
Bordrick
You're
With
Me
This
Is
A
Double
Chambered
Orin
Volley
Ten
To
The
Other
Room
Gotcha
Alright
Let's
Take
A
Look
Around
Here
Excellent
Um
Do
We
Want
To
See
What
They
Find
In
Their
Room
Or
Do
We
Want
To
Just
Immediately
Start
Well
Which
One
Of
The
Two
That
Walked
Off
Has
A
Light
Source
Orin
So
Here's
What
I'm
Gonna
Do
I'll
Pass
One
Of
Them
Houser
Is
A
Light
Bulb
That's
Right
I
Am
A
Light
Bulb
I
Don't
Need
To
Have
My
Own
Torch
If
I'm
Going
To
Be
Hovering
Near
Him
The
Whole
Time
Who's
Holding
The
Torch
I
Will
Hold
The
Torch
Give
It
Give
It
To
The
Blue
Lady
So
She
Can
Be
A
Blue
Torch
Okay
Alright
So
Where
Do
You
Guys
Want
To
Start
Which
Which
Group
Let's
Oren
Wants
To
Be
Like
Hold
Up
Let's
Make
Sure
I
Don't
Hear
Any
Crackling
Energy
Thing
Or
Else
On
The
Other
Side
And
May
I
Roll
Perception
Check
To
Listen
Up
The
Door
And
Inspect
Oh
I
Realized
It's
The
Rotten
Gang
Over
Here
Yeah
All
You
Guys
Are
Smelly
Roll
But
It
Is
A
For
You
Don't
Detect
Anything
Off
About
The
Door
Again
It's
One
Those
Circular
Doors
That
Looks
Like
You
Could
Just
Pull
Open
Okay
Let's
Do
Speaker
Say
One
Or
Two
For
Your
Side
Two
Flip
It
Alright
Our
Group
I rolled
A
1d2
And
Got
A
One
Yeah
Okay
So
Yeah
You
Don't
Detect
Anything
At
The
Doors
You
Start
Inspecting
It
Oren
Okay
Oren
Is
Like
Okay
Get
Ready
Alright
Throw
That
Subbitch
Open
Oren
Step
In
Front
And
Open
The
Door
You
Open
It
To
What
Is
Essentially
A
Pile
Of
Like
Shattered
Perfectite
Matter
Like
Basically
Chunks
Of
Perfectites
Are
All
Over
The
Place
Here
Yeah
And
Then
As
You
Look
At
You
See
Pictured
Standing
In
The
Corner
Staring
And
Like
Which
Style
Jesus
Kind of
Like
Yeah
Like
And
You
Turn
The
Corner
Volley
And
See
Him
And
He
Shakes
His
Head
And
Looks
At
You
Hey
Bud
You
Doing
You
Doing
You
Can
See
His
Mouth
Is
Kind
Of
Trembling
A
Bit
Like
He
Wants
To
Speak
Oh
Right
You
You
Promised
Baldrick
Well
You're
Doing
A
Great
Job
Buddy
And
I'm
Sure
That
We
Will
Have
Many
Long
Conversations
After
We're
Done
Here
I
Ruffle
His
Head
And
I'm
Gonna
Go
And
Pick
Through
Some
Of
The
Perfect
Type
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Pick
It
Up
Is
It
How
Does
It
Look
Hold
It
Up
To
The
Light
And
All
That
Um
Why
You
Know
Why
Am I
What
Why
Am I
What
What
Are
You
Rolling
For
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
At
All
Um
Yeah
Like
You
Can
See
This
Just
Looks
To
Be
Like
Several
Broken
Um
Broken
Chunks
Of
Perfectite
Matter
Here
Uh
You're
Not
Seeing
Anything
Like
Within
It
Though
Um
You
Start
Like
You
Could
Start
Digging
Through
It
But
Unlike
The
Ones
That
Dissolve
These
Are
Like
Chunks
Of
Perfect
Tights
Like
A
Spike
Here
A
Cone
There
All
Sort
Of
Like
In
In
Just
Like
A
A
Heaped
Pile
In
This
Room
Interesting
It's
Like
A
Perfect
Type
Massacre
In
Here
Um
Yeah
I'm
Just
Gonna
Pick
Through
Some
Of
The
Bits
Uh
Anything
That
Looks
Like
Shiny
I'm
Gonna
Put
In
My
Pocket
Uh
Everything
Else
I'm
Just
Gonna
Look
For
Anything
Of
Interest
Cool
You
Want
To
Give
Me
A
Perception
Check
Yeah
Yeah
I
Guess
Oh
Not bad
That is
A
She
Failed
To
Recognize
That
Was
A
Roll
For
Tetanus
Oh
God
Okay
Uh
You
Start
Looking
Through
And
Eventually
You
Do
Notice
Something
There
Is
A
Box
That's
Hidden
Underneath
This
Oh
I
Thought
You
Said
Bomb
For
A
Second
No
Not
A
Bomb
A
Box
Uh
The
Box
Is
Like
Almost
Completely
Covered
By
This
This
Debris
Um
It
Has
A
Thick
Metal
Banding
On
It
And
A
Padlock
It's
About
Two
Feet
Wide
One
Foot
Deep
Does
It
Look
Just
Like
A
Regular
Padlock
Uh
It
Looks
Like
A
Reinforced
One
Like
It
Loops
Around
Both
Metal
Bands
It's
Like
It
Looks
Like
Of
A
High
Quality
Hmm
I
Could
Try
To
Pick
The
Lock
I'm
Pretty
Decent
At
That
Um
So
I'll
Just
Give
It
A
Quick
Try
Um
Not
So
Much
As
To
Like
Try
To
Force
It
And
Break
My
Tools
But
More
So
To
Just
Kind
Of
Fiddle
And
Finagle
With
It
And
Just
Kind
Of
See
What
I
Can
Do
Yeah
Do
You
Do
You
Have
These
Tools
Uh
I'm
Like
Sixty
Percent
Sure
I
Do
I
Thought
I
Did
I
Guess
I
Don't
I
Guess
That's
Not
A
Thing
I
Get
For
Being
A
Pirate
Yeah
Uh
Well I
Could
Be
Really
Stupid
And
Try
To
Shoot
It
Off
Yeah
But
But I'm
Not
Gonna
Do
That
I'm
Just
Gonna
Pick
It
Up
Um
And
If
We
Don't
Have
Any
Better
Ideas
Then
I'll
Shoot
It
Off
Later
As
You
Pick
Up
This
Thing
And
Again
It's
Like
Two
Feet
Wide
So
It's
Fairly
Chunky
Um
You
Hear
Like
This
Strange
Sound
Like
This
Sound
Like
Some
Kind
Of
Like
Liquid
Gelatinous
Movement
Inside
I'm
Gonna
Just
Shake
It
Oh
Uh
I
Don't
Maybe
It's
A
Lava
Lamp
Or
Something
What
Do
You
Make
Of
This
Oran
I
Don't
Know
But
I
Can
Tell
Everything
In
Here
Is
Just
Disastrous
But
Be
Nice
To
Know
If
There's
Any
Clues
Of
What
Happened
The
Gorgomonger
In
It
So
We
Can
We
Can
Bring
It
Back
To
The
Others
And
It
Sounds
Like
Jelly
Yeah
Hey
Pigturn
What
Do
You
Think
About
This
He
Brings
Up
To
Pigturn
Pigturn
Like
Looks
Kind
Of
Like
Expectantly
But
Also
Scared
To
Speak
Pigturn
It's
Okay
To
Speak
Normally
And
Not
A
Whole
Bunch
Audra
Just
Didn't
Want
You
To
Keep
Retelling
Us
Multiple
Stories
You
Know
That's
What
I
Would
Interpret
It
As
I
Think
You're
Okay
Well
Uh
I
I
Just
Came
In
Here
For
Some
Peace
And
Quiet
And
I
Didn't
Know
There
Was
A
Box
In
There
I'm
As
Stumped
As
You
Are
You
Have
Anything
That
Could
Open
Up
This
Lock
Do
You
Know
How
To
Pick
Lock
Pigturn
Why
Would
You
Make
That
Assumption
About
Me
I'm
Not
Making
Do
I
Look
Like
Someone
Who
Breaks
The
Rules
A
Lot
Picture
You're
Making
A lot
Of
Assumptions
Of
What
I'm
Asking
I
Think
You
Asked
If
I
Lock
Picking
Tools
I
Don't
Break
Into
Things
That
That
That
Then
Is
That
Solved
Picture
I
Don't
Know
Why
You
Get
All
Defensive
About
It
Okay
Well
You
Know
It's
Clear
You
Don't
Need
Me
Right
Now
So
I'm
Just
Gonna
Go
All right
All right
Let's
Go
Um
I
Would
Like
To
Make
Uh
Would
It
Just
Be
Perception
To
Essentially
Try
And
See
If
This
Guy's
Lying
Or
Like
Yeah
Perception
Absolutely
Absolutely
That
Let's
See
Give
Perception
Check
Uh
Um
Like
He
Definitely
Seemed
Disconcerted
You're
Not
Sure
What
About
But
Like
Definitely
Something
Had
Him
Upset
He's
Probably
Just
Mad
That
He
Can't
Talk
Anyway
Well
As I
Will
Then
Start
Entering
Uh
Or
Or
We'll
Start
Heading
Up
This
Way
Okay
So
We'll
Cut
Back
To
The
Other
Group
As
They
Would
Have
Entered
As
You
Were
Doing
Your
Stuff
So
Baldrick
And
Tannhauser
You
Enter
Into
This
Room
Again
Looks
Like
The
Floor
Here
Is
Stained
With
More
Blood
There's
Just
Alchemical
Supplies
And
Such
Everywhere
What
Are you
Doing
In
Here
All
Right
Let's
Split
Up
You
Take
A
Look
At
The
Alchemical
Supplies
I'll
Through
Everything
Else
Fair
Enough
All
Right
And
I
Think
That
We're
Both
Just
Going
To
Start
Combing
This
Place
Over
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
So
Few
Things
One
You
Notice
That
Along
With
The
Alchemical
Supplies
To
The
Western
Most
Table
There
Are
Two
More
Sheets
Of
Paper
That
Are
Sort
Of
Left
Out
And
Then
There's
Like
Again
Various
Like
Crates
And
Stuff
You
Can
Start
Cracking
Open
Yeah
We're
Going
To
Get
To
All
Of
It
Okay
Where
Do
You
Want
To
Start
Why don't
We
Start
With
The
Crates
Since
They're
Right
Here
Yeah
Yeah
Absolutely
So
You
Start
Like
Cracking
Open
Crates
Doesn't
Take
That
Long
You
Know
What
Just
Let's
Have
Both
You
Give
Me
A
Perception
Check
As
You
Kind
Of
Comb
Through
The
Room
Sure
Go
Oh
Nice
Okay
Yeah
With
A
From
Tanny
And
A
From
Baldrick
I
Think
You
You're
Able
To
Do
Some
Some
Fairly
Coherent
Investigation
Here
You
Start
Cracking
Open
These
Cases
Of
Which
They
All
Appear
To
Contain
Like
Cracked
Vials
And
Broken
Vials
It
Looks
Like
These
Chests
Were
All
Like
Tossed
Over
Baldrick
You
Get
The
Sense
That
These
Are
Alchemical
Reagents
So
Much
Like
You
The
Reagents
You
Keep
On
Yourself
To
Build
Stuff
On
The
Fly
That's
What
These
Were
Just
In
Mast
Quantities
Can
I
Resupply
Myself
No
These
These
Are
Well
Expired
And
Also
They
Like
Similar
To
How
You
Have
To
Do
Prep
At
Like
Another
Alchemist
Might
Have
Been
Here
Damn
But
You
Can
Tell
That
Like
Very
Much
From
The
Way
These
Crates
Are
They
Were
Intentionally
Knocked
Over
And
Damaged
This
Way
I
See
Now
Carrying
On
It
Looks
Over
Here
There
Was
Some
Kind
Of
Like
Gruel
Based
Food
Stuff
With
A
Sack
Underneath
That
Still
Has
Like
The
Components
Of
It
But
Like
You
Assume
That
Whatever
Thing
They
Were
Experimenting
On
Here
This
Is
Probably
Where
They
Fed
It
And
It
Was
Not
Good
Food
Not
Good
Is
It
Possible
To
Tell
Exactly
How
Long
These
Things
Have
Been
Expired
For
Like
Do
They
Seem
Like
They
Are
A
Couple
Days
Out
Of
Date
Do
They
Seem
Like
A
Couple
Years
Weeks
Weeks
This
Matches
The
Blood
You
Saw
Like
When
You
Came
On
This
Floor
This
Is
Like
Weeks
Old
I
See
I
Get
The
Mutual
Friend
Isn't
Here
Well
There
Is
A
Hole
Down
That
Way
If
I
Had
To
Guess
He
Probably
Took
That
Out
The
Minute
It
Came
Up
There's
Likely
Something
Here
But
I
Think
That
If
These
Experiments
Are
Still
Ong
Going
They
Might
Be
At
The
Location
The
Blaze
Gave
Us
In
All
Likelihood
Let's
Have
To
Hope
That
Vic
And
Her
People
Can
Actually
Get
That
Taken
Care
Of
We'll
See
To
It
Alright
What
The
Hell
Is
That
What
Kind
Of
Points
Over
There
At
The
Bundle
Of
Rope
And
The
Foosball
Table
Yeah
So
You
Look
And
You
See
It's
Actually
Not
Foosball
Table
It's
Um
It's
A row
Of
Like
Wine
Casks
That
Are
All
Um
Corked
Stoppered
Um
But
The
Interior
Is
Like
A
Dark
Black
Liquid
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Take
One
Of
Those
And
I'm
Gonna
Inspect
It
Sure
I'm
Going
To
Unstopper
It
Away
From
My
Face
Okay
Yep
Does
Does
Does
Anything
Happen
No
Okay
That
Being
Done
I'm
Gonna
Inspect
It
Alchemically
Because
If
This
Is
Wine
That's
Gonna
Be
Some
Serious
Vintage
And
If
It's
Not
It's
Gonna
Be
Something
Weird
So
They're
Alchemical
Savant
How
Are
You
How
Are
You
Are
You
Are
You
Just
Pouring
Some
Of
It
Out
Or
I'm
Going
To
Pour
It
On
The
Wooden
Table
At
First
Then
I'm
Going
To
Pour
It
On
The
Ground
And
Then
Very
Cautiously
I'm
Going
To
Inch
Some
Of
My
Glove
Off
And
Pour
It
Onto
The
Tip
Of
My
Finger
Okay
So
Once
You
Pour
It
On
The
Table
This
Comes
Out
With
A
Consistency
Like
Honey
But
It
Is
Like
Black
There
Is
A
Slight
Tang
In
The
Air
As
You
Smell
You
Get
The
Combination
Scent
Of
Blood
And
Something
Mouldering
You
Start
Using
Some
Of
Your
Alchemical
Items
Some
Tactile
Ness
However
With
You
On
Crafting
You're
Able
To
Very
Quickly
Identify
This
Is
Two
Things
This
Is
A
Combination
Of
Blood
And
Elements
Of
The
Rot
The
Rot
Seems
To
Have
Stopped
Expansion
Or
Growth
And
In
Fact
Seems
To
Have
Just
Sort
Of
Like
Congealed
With
This
Blood
Hmm
This
Is
A
Mix
Of
Rot
And
Blood
Why
The
Hell
Is
It
In
A
Bottle
At
This
Point
Vali
And
Or
And
You
Would
Both
Like
Come
Back
In
From
Your
Journey
Vali
Holding
This
Like
Sloshing
Chest
Oh
Look
Who
It
Is
Found
A
Chest
Full
Of
Goo
Yeah
Terrific
I
Found
Bottles
Full
Of
Blood
And
Rot
Oh
Rot
You
Said
Yep
Looks
Like
A
Mix
Of
Blood
And
Rot
The
Blood
Mixed
With
The
Rot
And
Is
Now
Just
A
Big
Congealed
Mess
I
Don't
Know
Why
They're
Arranged
Like
This
More
Putrescence
In
These
Laboratories
Than
There
Are
In
The
Whole
Of
The
Swamp
Outside
So
Was
The
Blood
And
The
Rotten
Mix
Together
Or
Was
It
Blood
Taken
From
Something
That's
Rotten
Would
I
Be
Able
To
Tell
Anything
About
That
Not
Offhand
Like
This
Is
You're
Kind
Of
Looking
At
The
Final
Result
Of
Something
You're
Not
Sure
What
Got
Here
At
The
No
No
Idea
Here
I'm
Gonna
Take
Out
One
Of
My
Pistols
And
I'm
Gonna
Prick
The
Top
Of
My
Finger
On
The
Knife
And
Hold
Hold
Hold
Hold
The
Blood
Next
To
The
Vial
Oh
It's
More
Than
A
Vial
It's
Like
A
Whole
Wine
Bottle
Yeah
It's
Like
Several
Wine
Bottles
Worth
Of
This
Stuff
I'm
Just
Gonna
Hold
It
Out
Next
To
It
And
See
How
It
Compares
I
Mean
Your
Blood
Is
Like
Very
Vibrant
And
Rich
In
Red
Compared
To
This
Black
Honey
Goo
This
Looks
Like
It's
Been
Fermenting
For
Quite
Some
Time
You're
Not
Quite
There
Yet
Interesting
So
This
Has
Likely
Been
Here
For
If
I
Had
To
Give
A
Gestation
Period
Probably
About
The
Same
Time
As
Everything
Else
In
This
Little
Alchemical
Lab
Couple
Weeks
If
That
More
Than
Enough
Time
For
Whatever
Is
In
Contact
With
The
Rot
To
Fully
You
Know
Fall
To
It
Or
Looks
Sad
At
The
Mention
Of
It
Those
Pieces
Of
Paper
Yeah
Yeah
So
As I
Said
There's
Two
On
The
Table
You
Kind
Of
Walk
Over
Begins
Sorting
Through
There's
Two
That
Stand
Out
The
First
One
I
Want
To
Join
Him
With
This
I'm
Just
Going
To
Clonk
The
Wine
Down
On
The
Table
And
Go
Over
To
Tan
Hauser
You
Want
To
Describe
What
You're
Seeing
Tan
Hauser
Yes
I'm
Seeing
Muscle
Diagrams
Documenting
Intravenous
Exposure
Something
About
Subsequent
Fusion
Very
Clearly
This
Freak
Has
Been
Doing
Experiments
With
Rot
Infusion
I'm
Going
To
Read
The
Second
One
I
Just
Shared
Day
I've
Begun
Using
Air
Racks
To
Fill
My
Lungs
Receptive
Whoa
Sorry
Wrong
Body
Part
Fellas
I've
Begun
New
Kind
Of
Dyslexia
Drop
Yeah
Sorry
About
That
Ahem
Is that
Arax
Or
Ajax
Wax
Wax
Oh my
God
That
New
Kind
Of
Dyslexia
Drop
I've
Begun
Using
Wax
To
Fill
My
Ears
The
Whimpers
And
The
Cries
Became
A
Distraction
Still
Progress
Moves
A
Pace
The
Specimen
Seems
Inherently
Resistant
To
The
Samples
We've
Been
Exposing
It
To
Which
Proves
My
Theory
That
Longer
Lived
Creatures
Might
Have
Some
Innate
Resistance
My
Next
Experiment
I
Want
To
Use
I
Want
To
See
If
This
Resistance
Persists
If
Parts
Are
Fused
To
Younger
Creatures
Day
The
Hyatt
Help
Complains
About
The
Strange
Noises
From
The
Lower
Levels
I
Assure
Them
That
It's
Probably
Just
The
Movement
Of
Discarded
Parts
Of
The
Specimen
That
Are
No
Longer
Whole
No
Longer
Viable
And
Something
About
Ocular
Degeneration
Taking
Those
Things
In
Hand
Prognosis
Looks
Grim
This
Individual
Has
Been
Recombining
Our
Dragon
Friend
Lopping
Off
Parts
Testing
Its
Ability
To
Resist
The
Rot
The
Good
News
Is
Borgamonger
Seems
To
Have
Shown
Some
Great
Sense
Of
Resisting
The
Corruption
Bad
News
They
Were
Lopping
Parts
Of
Him
Off
Infusing
Them
To
Younger
Creatures
To
Overcome
That
Resist
Are
You
Saying
This
By
Oren
By
The
Way
Or
Just
To
Baldrick
I'm
Explaining
This
To
Everybody
Okay
That's
That's
A lot
Seems
Kind of
Pointless
We
We
We
Don't
Know
What
Ends
They're
Seeking
Or
What
Is
Motivating
Them
What
I
Do
Know
Is
That
They
Very
Clearly
Need
To
Restocked
The
Question
Is
Who
Do
These
People
Work
For
Let's
See
If
We
Can
Find
A
Clue
As
To
What
Here
Yeah
There's
No
Way
That
An
Independent
Researcher
And
A
Handful
Of
Chuckle
Fucks
Were
Able
To
Bring
A
Whole
Dragon
Into
This
Construct
Much
Less
Fight
Their
Way
Through
All
The
Perfect
ites
We'll
Have
To
See
All
Right
With
That
Baldrick's
Going
To
Move
Around
The
Side
Of
Tan
Hauser
And
He's
Going
To
Inspect
The
Table
For
Any
Sort
Of
Other
Material
That
Is
Identifying
Much
Less
The
Alchemical
Stuff
Because
He's
Looking
For
Any
Sort
Of
Correspondence
Of
Like
Maybe
A
Signature
A
Signet
What
Have
You
A
Symbol
Anything
Yeah
So
You're
You're
Starting
To
Look
Through
Again
This
Looks
Like
This
Is
More
Raw
Materials
Like
Testing
There's
A
Variety
Of
Just
Different
Components
That
Are
On
Here
That
Look
Like
Let's
Try
Different
Herbs
And
Let's
Try
Different
Medicinals
And
Let's
Try
Different
Alchemical
Compounds
Some
Of
The
Barrels
Indicate
That
Some
Of
Reek
Of
Acidic
Lightly
Acidic
Compounds
And
Solvents
And
Such
Much
Much
Value
But
You
Could
Probably
Like
Scrounge
Together
Various
Alchemical
Components
Here
And
Then
Be
Able
To
Sell
Some
Of
Them
As
Far
As
Like
What
The
Use
Is
It
Looks
Like
A lot
Of
What
You
Would
Expect
To
See
Here
Is
Missing
Looks
Like
This
Is
Kind
Of
Leftover
Stuff
Here
So
In
Trying
To
Suss
Out
What
This
Was
Used
For
And
Sort
Of
Like
Different
Compounds
And
What
Not
That
Might
Be
Of
Value
It
Looks
Like
This
Is
Sort
Of
Just
Like
Oh
Shit
I
Had
To
Grab
The
Most
Important
Stuff
And
Leave
It's
Like
Whatever
Got
Left
Behind
Here
Might
Not
Be
Too
Valuable
Whatever
We
Found
In
Those
Crates
That's
Actually
Usable
And
Not
Expired
Is
Something
They
Just
Probably
Missed
Or
Didn't
Destroy
Properly
Can
I
Look
Over
The
Antidote
Plague
Is
There
Any
Other
Discerning
Information
On
The
Label
I
Understand
That
They're
Like
Just
Generic
Like
This
Is
An
Antidote
This
Is
A
Whatever
I
Want
To
See
If
There's
Any
Like
Particular
Information
About
Like
A
Batch
Or
Like
Who
Is
Carrying
It
Or
What
Have
You
That
May
Or
May
Not
Be
On
Nothing
On
It
Beside
From
Indicating
That
This
Particular
Like
Alchemical
Came
From
Like
Certified
By
The
Medics
Guild
Where's
That
Chest
You
Guys
Found
Oh
Yes
Orin
Let's
Go
And
Do
The
Chest
Thing
We
Can
Do
My
Thing
After
All
Yeah
I'm
Gonna
Set
The
Chest
Down
It's
Making
It
Sound
Like
I
Was
Referring
To
The
Box
You
Found
The
Medical
Supplies
In
Oh
That
Was
Where
Everyone
Was
Sitting
On
To
Get
Orin
To
Look
At
Them
All
Right
I'll
Go
Get
It
Didn't
Yeah
I
Want
To
Inspect
That
What
Exactly
Are
We
Looking
For
Weren't
All
Those
Ungeons
Expired
I
I'm
Not
Looking
At
The
Ingredients
Now
I'm
Looking
To
See
If
Like
Maybe
If
These
Were
Legitimately
Supplied
That
Tells
Us
A
Little
Bit
About
Who
We're
Dealing
With
If
However
They
Are
Likely
Supplies
That
May
Have
Been
Looted
Or
Robbed
Then
That
Tells
Us
Another
Thing
I'm
Just
Gonna
Pick
Up
The
Box
And
Carry
It
Back
Inside
With
Me
Okay
Yeah
So
You
Know
How
Two
Boxes
In
The
Room
You've
Kind
Of
Placed
Down
The
One
The
Chest
You
Found
In
The
Perfect
Like
Shattered
Broken
Bodies
Room
And
Then
This
Medical
One
I'm
Playing
Jenga
However
This
Is
A
Medical
Well
Someone
Skilled
With
Medicine
They
Know
What
They're
Doing
They
Know
What
They're
Looking
For
They
Know
The
Terminology
They
Know
Enough
To
Have
The
Materials
Available
So
That
Doesn't
Rule
Out
That
They
Are
A
Member
Of
The
Medics
Guild
Sent
Down
Here
On
Business
However
It
Doesn't
Also
Discount
That
This
Is
Some
Kind
Of
Back
Room
Surgeon
Who
Just
Happened
To
Have
The
Resources
And
Capacity
To
Do
This
Let
Take
A
Look
Or
Go
Now
Or
Or
Or
Or
Or
Or
Or
To
Follow
His
Nose
And
Or
To
Roll
A
Survival
Check
To
See
There
Might
Be
A
Blood
Coming
Somewhere
Else
It's
Not
In
The
Three
Room
Seen
So
Far
Sure
Like
This
Alchemical
Room
At
The
One
Entrance
Area
So
I
Do
Kind
Of
Like
Get
A
Sense
Of
This
Thing
Be
Yeah
Give
Me
Perception
Check
Survival
Or
Perception
Survival
Actually
Yeah
Survival
Is
Good
Yeah
That
Is
Wow
Roll
A
Two
On
The
I
Have
No
Hero
Points
So
It
Is
A
Fifteen
You
Find
Yourself
Attracted
To
The
Hole
Here
In
This
Chamber
To
The
South
Orn
Will
Step
Into
The
Side
As
He
Looks
Down
How
Far
Down
Does
Orn
Think
It
Is
Feet
It
Goes
Down
Feet
You
You
Can
Tell
With
Like
Light
That
You
Have
Sort
Of
Illuminating
Down
Can
You
Also
Give
Me
A
Reflex
Save
As
You
Walk
In
There
Sure
Thing
Flippy
There's
A
Three
On
The
Die
A
Fifteen
Okay
So
As
You
Come
In
You
You
You
Like
Start
Looking
Around
Sniffing
And
Then
Like
Your
Claw
Feet
Somewhat
Slip
And
You
Find
Yourself
Falling
Off
Of
The
Edge
Gracefully
For
He
Is
Because
You
Have
Wings
Exactly
And
He
Falls
Just
Fine
And
He
Lands
At
The
Bottom
As
He
Does
That
He
Does
Have
Low
Light
Vision
But
I
Suspect
It's
Not
Helping
Him
Further
Down
Here
Well
You
Do
Have
A
You
Do
Have
A
Light
Torch
With
You
Right
Or
A
Light
Source
Yeah
Yeah
I
Can
Do
That
Real
Quick
Activate
The
Torch
And
Look
Forward
Yeah
So
You
Fall
You
Fall
Into
This
This
Pit
Here
I
Will
Do
This
Okay
You
Find
Yourself
In
A
In
A
Vast
Chamber
The
Light
Like
Literally
Covering
The
Entirety
Your
Your
Claws
Have
Like
Into
The
The
Ground
Here
But
There's
A
Couple
Inches
Of
Water
You
Can
Tell
To
The
West
The
The
Entire
Area
Seems
To
Be
Like
Slanted
And
You
Realize
Now
That
Probably
A lot
Of
The
Interior
Of
This
Cube
Was
At
A
Slant
It
Was
Just
Difficult
For
You
To
Notice
As
You
Were
Traversing
Inside
Here
You
Can
See
Water
Sploshing
Against
The
Side
Here
You
See
A
Glowing
Box
More
Of
The
Military
Style
To
The
West
And
The
The
Ground
Sort
Of
Like
Lacks
The
Water
Along
The
Eastern
Side
But
All
Of
The
All
Of
The
Metallic
Floor
Here
Seems
To
Take
On
Various
Hues
Of
Rust
And
Different
Colors
As
You
Fall
Down
Orin
Is
Definitely
Alarne
But
He's
Kind
Of
Hyper
Focused
And
The
Serious
Expression
On
His
Face
He
Looks
Around
He
Goes
Okay
And
He
Flies
Upward
I
Do
Have
The
Feet
Called
Fledging
For
People
To
Know
What
It
Is
You
Roll
Me
A
Perception
Check
Please
Sure
Thing
See
Your
Way
Out
Of
The
Hole
I
Rolled
Five
On
The
Die
I
Rolled
An
On
My
Perception
Cool
You
Land
You
Look
Around
You
You
Are
Hyper
Focused
You
Kind
Of
Like
Have
This
Realization
Of
What's
Going
On
And
That's
When
You
Decide
Okay
Well
Like
I'll
Fly
Like
Glide
Back
Up
To
Reach
My
Allies
However
At
That
Exact
Point
As
You
Are
About
To
And
You
Sort
Of
Like
Even
Crouch
Down
As
You
Look
Down
Spectral
Hands
Start
Coming
Out
Of
The
Ground
And
The
Water
Bursting
As
Though
The
Ground
Here
Was
Wasn't
Metal
And
Rusted
Metal
But
Like
Dirt
And
In
Fact
They
Break
Through
There
Are
Dozens
Of
Them
That
Begin
To
Grab
Along
Your
Eyes
Even
Some
Of
Them
Seem
Exceptionally
Long
And
I
Need
A
Reflex
Save
From
You
Please
Come
On
Zoran
Get
Reflex
Now
On
The
Reflex
Save
As
As
As
As
Can
Okay
So
You'll
Take
Nine
Points
Of
Damage
As
These
Tear
Tear
Into
You
Ripping
Off
Chunks
But
You
Are
Not
Grappled
By
It
As
I
You
Know
Apparently
Click
Wrong
Things
But
You
Are
Not
Grappled
By
It
And
In
Fact
Like
You
Feel
Like
You
Can
Get
Up
You
Can
Give
Me
A
I
Think
It
Would
Be
Athletics
Check
To
Try
To
Like
Escape
This
Okay
As
I
Do
I
Have
To
With
My
Fledgling
Flight
Things
It's
Just
I
Just
Get
A
Fly
Speed
Thing
I
Think
Let
Let
Let
Let
Let
Double
Check
Out
Your
Fledgling
Flight
Here
Rich
Yeah
I
Can
Click
First
If
You
Don't
And
Your
Movement
Oh
In
Half
Your
Land
Speed
What
Is
Your
Land
Speed
Actually
My
Land
Speed
Is
I'm
Basically
Using
All
My
Movement
To
Go
Up
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
Half
Your
Land
Speed
So
Half
It's
Feet
Up
Though
So
Yeah
Can't
Music
All
My
Movement
We're
Doing
Three
Actions
End
Of
The
Turn
Yeah
Okay
Gotcha
Gotcha
Gotcha
I see
I see
What
You
Got
There
Yeah
Yeah
You
Can
Absolutely
Just
Like
Fledgling
Flight
Your
Way
Up
Yeah
Just
Gonna
Go
Right
Back
Up
And
Climb
My
Way
Back
To
The
Edge
Of
That
Door
There
Yep
And
I
Will
Pull
You
Back
Into
Here
Anybody
Here
Screaming
Don't
Let
Fall
Okay
There's
Bad
Stuff
Down
There
Bad
Bad
Bad
Bad
Okay
Alright
Jesus
What
Happened
To
Your
Leg
There's
A
Okay
I was
Falling
Ascent
Okay
Because
Something's
Off
Okay
There's
No
Other
Doors
Around
Here
This
Had
To
Be
The
Only
Thing
So
I
Want
To
Go
Check
But
I
Crumbled
On
My
Feet
And
I
Fell
But
That
Wasn't
Much
Of
A
Problem
Because
I
Can
I
Can
At
At
At
At
At
At
A
Little
Bit
But
Something
Grabbed
Ahold
Of
Of
Me
When
I
Was
Down
There
But
But
But
But
I
Smell
Gorgamonger
He's
He's
Gotta
Be
Down
There
He's
Gotta
Be
Somewhere
Down
There
Or
In
Get
Realistic
You've
Just
Read
Missives
The
Person
Who
Was
Holding
Him
Was
Cutting
Off
Parts
Of
Gorgamonger
Attaching
It
To
Other
Beings
And
Purposefully
Corrupting
It
Gorgamonger
May
Be
Down
There
But
It
Is
Equally
Possible
That
You
Are
Sensing
What
Remains
Of
A
Discarded
Limb
Or
An
Eye
Be
Careful
And
Do
Not
Be
Impulsive
Or
Else
You
May
Well
Join
Him
It's
Worth
Looking
Down
There
At
Least
I
Agree
But
Don't
Go
Running
Off
Like
That
Again
Sorry
Mr.
Tan
I
Was
Right
Yeah
Is
Your
Comrade
I
Understand
But
We
All
Need
To
Make
It
Out
If
We
Want
Any
Hope
Of
Saving
Him
Gentlemen
And
Vali
That's
Me
I
Believe
It's
Time
We
Begin
Plumbing
The
Lower
Level
I
Can't
Last
Thing
I
Want
To
Take
A
Look
At
Before
We
Head
Down
Odds
Are
If
We
Go
Down
There
We
Might
Not
Be
Coming
Back
Up
This
Way
It's
Not
That
Long
A
Drop
We
Can
Throw
Down
A
Rope
Yeah
There
Some
Rope
In
That
Room
We
Can
Combined
You
Said
Hands
Came
Out
Yeah
Like
It
Really
Got
Me
Good
And
Kind
Of
Show
His
Like
Kind
Of
Pappered
Legs
Or
So
You'll
See
Blood
Dripping
A
Little
Yeah
It
Looks
Like
Bludgeoning
Damage
Like
You
Were
Literally
Just
Bruised
Up
Yeah
Do
Do I
Know
Any
Spell
That
May
Do
This
With
Arcana
Um
Give
Me
A
Cultism
Can
I
Can
I
Assist
Him
By
Help
Describing
Exactly
What
It
Was
So
I
Could
Help
Out
His
Knowledge
Yeah
I'll
Say
With
A
Plus
Two
From
You
That'll
That'll
Help
Out
Just
Enough
Tannhuzer
For
You
To
Know
This
Sounds
Like
A
Haunt
Like
The
The
Same
Thing
That
Baldric
Had
On
The
Upper
Floor
Like
The
Remnants
Of
Spirits
That
Were
Here
Manifesting
As
Kind
Of
A
Haunt
Hazard
What
You
Just
Experienced
Was
A
Spectral
Intrusion
A
Kind
Of
Haunt
Something
Remaining
Of
The
Former
Inhabitants
Hmm
We
Got
Any
Way
To
Dispel
That
Problem
Is
Is
That
If
We
Throw
A
Rope
Down
There
They
Could
Just
Easily
Pull
It
Down
And
There
Would
Be
Shit
On
A
Luck
If
They
Do
I
Have
A
Climbing
Kit
And
A
Grappling
Hook
I
Can
Recreate
It
Even
If
We're
Under
Fire
I
Can
Also
Teleport
I'll
Take
One
Final
Look
Up
Here
Before
We
Go
I'd
Like
To
Investigate
Before
We
Take
Another
Scan
Then
We
Head
Down
To
The
Depths
I
Am
Fascinated
By
The
Goop
Crate
And
A
Hand
For
Him
Howdy
Don't
Leave
Me
Hand
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
I'm
Sorry
Here
You
Go
Slap
We
Need
These
Moments
Of
Levity
To
Make
Us
Better
Deal
With
The
Horrifying
Traumatic
Death
Grave
Goop
Farm
That's
Beneath
Our
Feet
And
That
Vehicle
That
Drove
By
Yeah
That
Car
Is
Just
Happening
This
Magics
Your
Servos
Wind
You
Up
Just
Like
Engines
Reven
Inside
I
Suggest
The
Following
We
Examine
The
Goop
Crate
We
Set
Up
A
Climbing
Array
For
Us
To
Be
Able
To
Quickly
Escape
Below
And
Pick
Turn
You
And
Go
And
Get
Ruhua
He
Soaked
Up
Enough
Sun
Pick
Turn
Raises
His
Hand
Like
A
Child
In
Elementary
Yes
Victor
Well
You know
I could
Just do
The thing
Where
He like
Does like
A little
Circle
With his
Hands
And
It's like
You know
Up
Down
A little
My disc
You know
I could
Just
Oh
You could
Make an
Elevator
I got
Disc
Good
Good
Idea
Let's
Get
The
Dirigible
No
No
I was
I was
You know
Never mind
I was just
Trying
No
Pick
Turn
Come on
This is
This is
Actually
Me
In
Real
Life
Putting
My
Actual
Hand
On
Pictured
Shoulder
Going
You
Can't
Lift
People
With
The
Floating
Disc
Oh
It's
Not
Big
Enough
Because
Thurston
I'm
Probably
Fucking
Up
Thurston
Sings
It
Was
Probably
A
Trap
You're
Absolutely
Right
You're
Absolutely
Right
He
Can't
He
Just
Really
Wanted
To
Help
You
Know
What
Would
Really
Help
Us
Right
Now
Picton
What's
That
And
He
Looks
At
His
Bag
Pipes
For
A
Moment
Before
Looking
Back
At
You
Almost
Hopeful
I
Put
Him
On
The
Shoulder
I
Put
My
Hand
On
The
Shoulder
An
Integrated
Artillery
Firing
Line
From
A
Line
Of
War
Rigs
Zooming
Over
The
Desert
To
Be
To
Decimate
The
Siege
Tower
Until
It's
Not
But
Atoms
To
Break
It
Beneath
Sea
Of
Black
Fire
And
Deathly
Smoke
To
Find
The
Man
Who
Did
This
And
He
Puts
Grass
In
His
War
Is
Over
Ten
Houser
I
Literally
Just
Told
Him
Off
For
Being
Too
Loud
Don't
You
Take
It
Up
Pick
Ted
Come
Back
Here
There's
Another
Thing
That
You
Can
Do
Oren
Says
Very
Loudly
So
Hopefully
Pick
Turn
Can
Hear
When
He
Says
It
Like
But
Pick
Turn
Is
Very
Useful
In
Multiple
Ways
I
Mean
Sure
Like
Sometimes
We're
Trying
To
Do
Stealth
For
Stuff
But
Pick
Turn
Has
Been
Very
Helpful
During
Our
Adventure
So
Far
And
I
Want
To
Make
Sure
It's
Glad
Yeah
Oh
My
God
Glub
Talk
Fans
Sad
Today
Glub
Talk
Fans
Mad
Damn
Pick
Turn
Versus
Glub
Talk
Death
Battle
No
True
No
Not
Talk
Put
Him
White
But
He
But
I
Want
To
Make
Sure
Like
As
Pickturn
Is
Walking
Away
He
Makes
Sure
He
Is
Loud
Enough
So
Pickturn
Can
Hear
It
Hold
On
A
Moment
I'm
Going
To
Go
Get
Pickturn
Uh
Tannhauser
Is
Going
To
Turn
The
Corner
Take
Out
His
Weapon
And
Then
Just
Start
Running
Down
Pickturn
Come
Back
Here
Stop
Screaming
Try
And
Calm
His
Nerves
Calm
His
Nerves
Do
I
Happen
To
Find
My
Little
Buddy
He's
Not
On
This
Floor
Aww
You
Know
I
Bet
I
Think
Baldrick
Really
Messed
Him
Up
I
Don't
Think
He's
Used
To
Being
Told
To
Stop
Talking
I'm
Not
Sure
If
He's
Ever
Stopped
Talking
But
You're
Probably
Right
I
Mean
It
Seems
Like
Almost
Like
An
Untwor
Like
Vali
When
Has
Anyone
Ever
Asked
You
To
Stop
Doing
Backflips
Um
Well
One
Time
I
Nearly
Backflipped
Off
The
Side
Of
The
Off
The
Side
Of
My
Ship
And
That's
When
They
Told
Me
To
Stop
But
Then
I
Had
Another
Rum
And
I
Did
It
Again
So
Never
Really
Exactly
And
Anyone
Who
Told
You
Was
A coward
And
You
Should
Have
Killed
Them
Or
Has
Anyone
Ever
Told
You
To
Stop
I
Don't
What
What's
A
Thing
You
Do
I
Turned
To
Bears
I
Never
Asked
You
To
Not
Turn
Into
A
Bear
Yeah
Yeah
You
Never
Did
Tell
Me
To
Not
Become
A
Ferocious
Animal
That
Helps
You
In
Battle
Yeah
Exactly
And
When
Has
Anyone
Ever
Told
Baldrick
To
Take
Off
His
Stupid
Helmet
Never
I
Throw a
Thunderstone
At
Him
Okay
As
For
Me
I
Don't
Have
Any
Sort
Of
Constant
Behaviors
That I'm
Continually
Doing
That
Put
Us
In
Danger
My
Commitment
To
The
Revolution
Takes
Up
Most
Of
That
Time
A
Big
Turn
He
He
Has
Had
His
Light
Wilt
I
Can
Tell
Not
Even
Violence
Cheers
Him
Up
Violence
Always
Cheers
Me
Up
Warren
Put
My
Hand
On
His
Shoulder
Again
It's
The
Same
Shoulder
It's
The
Same
Hand
It's
Always
A
Spider
Man
Pose
With
The
Shoulder
Thing
Every
Time
At
This
Point
There's
Like
An
Indentation
From
Exactly
Tannhauser's
Handprint
On
Your
You
Keep
Bruising
My
Shoulder
What
You
Keep
Hurting
Me
You
Use
The
Other
Shoulder
Yes
He
Lifts
His
Hand
Up
Realizing
That
He
Puts
It
Immediately
Back
Down
And
Then
Just
Takes
His
Other
Hand
And
Then
Also
Grabs
His
Other
Shoulder
Is
This
Better
Is
This
What
We're
Looking
For
No
But
Keep
Going
Excellent
Oryn
Yeah
You
Are
In
A
You
Are
Very
Close
To
Desert
Madness
Or
At
Least
Grief
Or
Some
Form
Of
Severe
Emotional
Distress
And
You
Know
What
Would
Cheer
You
Up
I'm
Always
Sad
I
Keep
Unhappy
Expression
To
Distract
Myself
From
It
That's
Okay
Oryn
I'm
Always
Angry
And
No
One
Can
Ever
Tell
Really
Out
From
The
Other
Side
Of
The
Room
While
Baldrick
Is
Rooting
Through
The
Barrels
You
Can
Hear
Him
Shout
Out
What
The
Fuck
Are
You
Morons
Talking
About
He's
Not
Part
Of
This
I
Go
To
The
Other
Door
And
Open
That
One
Up
Close
That
Door
Together
I
Understand
That
You
Are
Currently
Experiencing
Some
Form
Of
Depression
But
By
God
If
Pit
Turn
Playing
The
Back
Types
And
Roudling
About
Whatever
Maddening
Dull
Mundane
Garbage
Happened
At
The
Grumble
Tum
Tum
Farm
Or
What
Have
You
Won't
Cheer
You
Up
Then
I
Don't
Know
What
Will
Outside
Of
Violence
Okay
I
Guess
We'll
Go
Get
Pick
Turn
That's
Good
That
You
Apologize
Apologize
To
Pick
Turn
Alright
Everyone
Get
Your
Weapons
Out
Pick
Turn
Pick
Turn
Come
We're
In
Apologize
We're
Looking
For
You
Star
Up
The
Stairs
Pick
Turn
Turn
By
His
So
Pick
Turn
Where
Have
You
Been
I
Got
His
Legs
I
Got
His
Legs
It's
Like
All
Right
Pick
Turn
I
Want
You
To
Know
Something
Yeah
We
All
Really
Appreciate
Your
Company
And
You
Are
A
Valued
Comrade
Of
The
Revolution
So
We
Really
Like
It
If
You
Could
Start
Talking
Inanely
About
Stupid
Bullshit
Again
Because
Honestly
Orrin's
Having
A
Bad
Time
And
Could
Really
Use
Your
Bagpipes
Right
Now
Yeah
I
Really
Need
Some
Background
Noise
Right
Now
Well
You
Know
It's
Real
Hard
To
Do
Both
At
The
Same
Time
I
Mean
Play
The
Bagpipes
And
Talk
To
Be
I
Mean
I
Kind
Of
Try
To
Do
It
Like
You
Know
If
I
Go
Get
The
Drones
Going
He
Gives
Him
A
Hug
I
Desperately
Hope
That
Pictern
Is
Some
Kind
Of
Turn
Coat
Some
Kind
Of
Something
Because
I
Just
Want
Him
To
Be
Like
You
Never
Appreciated
My
Bagpipes
And
Turn
Into
A
Boss
Monster
You
Know
You
Turn
Into
Vicara
Amelia
Or
Something
Like
He's
Just
Gonna
Become
A
Giant
And
On
That
No
I
Put
In
A
Concerted
Effort
To
Get
Him
To
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
And
Now
Y'all
Are
Annoying
Little
Man
It's
You
You're
The
One
Who
Annoying
This
Shit
Out
Of
Us
You're
The
Annoying
Yes
You
Are
Should
We
I'm
Gonna
Turn
Into
Brick
Top
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Think
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I
Think
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The
Episode
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